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It's a bold choice to confess for Cache Valley Secrets right before Christmas week, but it is good to clear your conscience. AJ & McCall will judge if the confessors make the naughty or nice list. Mom was right, sort of, you do get judged by company coming over, though it does seem pretty obvious. Are AJ & McCall checking their host's places to see how clean it is?

Story #1 - Some lady was charged with poisoning her boyfriend because he wouldn't shut up

Story #2 - Thief tried to flee the cops in a getaway car...that was up on jacks

AJ FINALLY figured out what he wants for Christmas, but is it too late to ask? Where would cheesecake fall for your likely Christmas desserts? Today's unnecessarily censored Christmas song also has a pretty bad misheard lyric...be careful! Apparently there's a rogue Grinch wandering around the UK destroying houses. Salads, pastas and rice are things you should NEVER put rice on, but people do. Try as he might, AJ can't convince McCall to keep ketchup off of Mexican food. What condiments do you hoard/possibly carry around with you for the Debate At 8? Fake trees can be quite injury dealing.

Why must people put ketchup on such weird things?! Rice? Salad? Pasta? Combos some people said they eat, though AJ can't move McCall off of ketchup on burritos despite almost no one doing it. There are other condiments out there. In fact, AJ & McCall confess to the condiments they horde and/or would carry around with them.

Story #1 - Guy robbed a bank, made a deposit of $150 in the ATM outside

Story #2 - Drunk driver crashed into a sign that said 'Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over'

Is it possible a Christmas song could have 'punched' as a lyric? Would you rather have to rhyme everything you say or sing when you talk? Which would get more annoying faster? How in the world can someone trade from a bobby pin to a house? AJ is furious, though has his solution for the housing market. McCall thinks only 7% of people being loaned money ending in a fight is a little low for the Debate At 8. Why did our parents have SO MUCH frosting when we grew up?

AJ refuses to believe you can trade your way up from a bobby pin, or paperclip, to a house but one lady has done it. Wipe your hands of the housing market because all you need to do is start trading from something useless. If there was a chance doing something could end in a fight wouldn't you avoid it. There's a 50/50 shot lending money to someone will go bad, and 7% chance it'll end in a fight. McCall thinks that number is low, but how can it be possible in a world where you can trade your way to a house for the Debate At 8?!

Story #1 - A 5-year-old kid took his parent's car to get his little sister a toy

Story #2 - Guy fired a shotgun at kids who threw water balloons at his truck

Who hears that it's going to rain and says 'Sounds like taco weather!'?! Shoot your shot, we suppose, but perhaps don't ask McCall out for dinner if she is looking at your badly overdrawn account. Who knew AJ was SO BAD with his Christmas songs? Either the internet is continuing its cruel sense of humor, or the poll 'How long could you tolerate your house without power?' is not a good omen. Joke or not, is AJ a jerk for bringing Tupperware to the work Christmas party? Would McCall ever do that for the Debate At 8? Are AJ & McCall really the entertainment for the party? 

The internet continues it's hilarious irony at AJ's expense. With not fun weather, and all the talk about apocalypse kits, how long do you think you could go without power? One of the bosses joked 'to bring Tupperware' to the Christmas party because there will be leftovers, but can you? McCall says no matter what, even if you're told you can, she will not do it. AJ says there's no dignified way to do it...BUT bacon wrapped shrimp!