Story #1 - Guy was arrested for fighting an alligator to teach a lesson

Story #2 - Suspicious package locked down a bridge for three hours...it was a liposuction machine

Story #3 - Guy was arrested for breaking into a stadium and trying to steal 29 beers

Everyone knows scammers are bad people trying to steal right? Ice cream, best summer treat and mac n cheese is soul food so OF COURSE we'd try to combine them! A majority of relationships start as friends, so AJ has some advice but of course McCall is trying to tell him he's wrong. Why is the measure of a man what he can do with his hands? Why does family tend to hijack big events for the Debate At 8? Did our parents actually have style?

How many men feel confident in their hands when it comes to handiwork? One listener caught some flak for not being able to fix his garbage disposal. McCall can't believe people are still being this archaic, while AJ thinks it's commendable for being able to admit what you don't know. When it comes to those big life events it's quite the dance to try and keep family happy. One listener had a miscommunication for the birth of his baby and the parents and in-laws are coming at different times. Will feelings be hurt?

Story #1 - Man steals his girlfriend's ring, pawns it and buys her an engagement ring

Story #2 - Guy calls in a bomb threat to work because he's 'having a bad day'

Story #3 - Woman puts multiples in danger, including her daughter, as she drives recklessly at high speeds, through stoplights to test her faith

(McCall Out Sick)

2021 looks like it could be the year of the walk out in fast food. The Florida Or Not winner said he could see AJ or McCall calling in a bomb threat because of fees and AJ says no...it'd be the economy minus class. What idiot would steal something Doritos and not take care of the evidence?! AJ feels bad his girlfriend had her taste buds altered, but isn't sad about getting all the cheese. What are the questions you always respond with 'No.' to? For AJ it was divorce parties, but in trying to figure out how to help his friend he may change his mind for the Debate At 8. There's no one besides Producer Butterz that puts socks on first after the shower right?

(McCall Out Sick)

Starting with with the absolute no's to questions like "Do you want pickles?" "Want to ride a carnival ride?" a new one came up for AJ with another glass shattering adult experience. AJ says there's no reason for divorce parties, they're spiteful, but has no idea how to cheer up his friend going through a divorce, the first he has experience with his peers as an adult. Somehow this comes full circle to a version of a party.

Story #1 - Guy lied about jumping out of a bridge to get out of traffic, did it, hurt himself and still got cited

Story #2 - Taco Bell employees decided to play with fireworks in the store, locked themselves out and did over $30,000 in damage

Story #3 - Man shut down an airport after calling in a fake bomb threat because of a carry-on fee

What a breakthrough for AJ to NOT bash pickle lovers. Of course everyone would want teeth jewelry to remember a loved one. AJ & McCall agree, especially after the carnival almost accident went viral, they're probably done with carnival/fair rides. AJ will be taking a road trip with a friend soon he never has before, but what are the unwritten rules? One dad listener wants to break tradition because he doesn't like his daughter's girlfriend and AJ & McCall say he has to give him a chance...then maybe tell him he sucks for the Debate At 8. Common Law Pet Adoption should be a thing...or McCall just wants to steal the pet she wants.

Vacations are definitely back on the table, but if you want more control it has to be a road trip. AJ is pondering doing one with someone he never has before, so what are the unwritten rules? And remember, AJ & McCall are no doctors. A tale as old as time, dad doesn't like his daughter's boyfriend. One listener wants to break a family tradition and McCall says he can't but can say he sucks if he does.

Story #1 - Guy stole a bunch of stuff from the store and got caught returning something he didn't want

Story #2 - 15-year-old home with three other kids babysitting chased away someone breaking in with a samurai store

Story #3 - Guy stole beef jerky and got busted with drugs