Utterly Useless

Utterly Useless

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  • The Utterly Useless 2024 "Normie Movie Awards" - Movie Awards for people with Normal Taste

    Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

    In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", we discuss and debate the 2024 movie releases, as we hand out our "2024 Normie Movie Awards." The podcast concludes with each host giving "One Good Recommendation." 

    This Podcast's Bookmarks

    • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
    • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:04:37
    • The 3rd Annual "Normie" Movie Awards - 00:10:20
    • One Good Recommendation - 01:36:02
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      1 hr 43 min
    • Worst Christmas Movies, Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie...and MORE!

      Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

      In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Jeremy's "Fake News" segment. Then we conclude the podcast with drafting four "Life Mulligans" and "One Good Recommendation." 

      This Podcast's Bookmarks

      • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
      • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:03:22
      • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:014:11
      • Jeremy's "Christmas Channel Surfing" Segment - 00:43:46
      • Fantasy Drafting "The Worst Christmas Movies" - 00:51:48
      • One Good Recommendation - 01:09:46
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        1 hr 21 min
      • If You Had Four Life Mulligans? | Jeremy's Fake News | and MORE!

        Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

        In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Jeremy's "Fake News" segment. Then we conclude the podcast with drafting four "Life Mulligans" and "One Good Recommendation." 

        This Podcast's Bookmarks

        • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
        • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:04:36
        • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:016:26
        • Jeremy's "Fake News" Segment - 00:53:14
        • Four Life Mulligan Fantasy Draft - 00:58:09
        • One Good Recommendation - 01:29:01
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          1 hr 42 min
        • Modern Day Recasting Ron Howard's "Grinch" movie & Reboot or Sequel?!?

          Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

          In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Tim's new segment 'Reboot or Sequel", we then modern day Recast Ron Howard's "Grinch" movie, then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation." 

          This Podcast's Bookmarks

          • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
          • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:07:26
          • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:025:26
          • Tim's "Reboot or Sequel" Segment - 01:04:54
          • Modern Day Recasting Ron Howard's "Grinch" movie - 01:27:16
          • One Good Recommendation - 01:52:01
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            1 hr 59 min
          • The Best Black Friday iTunes Value Movies & other Utterly Useless Fun!

            Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

            In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Jeremy's new segment 'Movie "King of the Year!", we then fantasy drafting Best Cartoon Series. Then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation." 

            This Podcast's Bookmarks

            • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
            • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:02:01
            • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:08:23
            • Jeremy's "Quizelle Me This" Segment - 00:33:38
            • Drafting "The Best" iTunes $4.99 Movies - 00:53:34
            • One Good Recommendation - 01:17:42
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              1 hr 28 min
            • The 2015 Movie "King of the Year" | The Best Cartoon Series Draft and MORE!

              Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

              In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Jeremy's new segment 'Movie "King of the Year!", we then fantasy drafting Best Cartoon Series. Then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation." 

              This Podcast's Bookmarks

              • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
              • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:05:48
              • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:24:50
              • Jeremy's Movie "King of the Year" Segment - 00:56:46
              • Drafting the Best Cartoon Series - 01:08:32
              • One Good Recommendation - 01:39:02
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                1 hr 46 min
              • 100th Utterly Useless Episode - The Evil Timeline Edition

                Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

                In this podcast, the gang celebrates the 100th Episode of the Utterly Useless Podcast by looking into the multiverse at the Evil Utterly Useless Timeline podcast.  

                This Podcast's Bookmarks

                • 100th Episode Intro - 00:00:00
              • Evil Utterly Useless Intro - 00:02:04
              • Evil Weekly Life Earned Merit Badges - 00:04:57
              • Evil Spin-the-Wheel - 00:07:34
              • Evil Re-Redit - 00:50:28
              • Drafting Movie "Super Heroes" not Villains - 01:08:26
              • One Good Recommendation - 01:28:11
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                1 hr 38 min
              • What Movie Ghost Would You Watch a Football Game With?

                Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

                In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Tim's "Quizelle Me This" segment, we then fantasy drafting Movie Ghosts that we'd like to Watch a Football Game With. We then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation." 

                This Podcast's Bookmarks

                • Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00
              • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:01:20
              • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:16:40
              • Tim's "Quizelle Me This?" Segment - 00:50:09
              • Drafting Movie Ghosts to Watch a Footballl Game With - 01:04:36
              • One Good Recommendation - 01:28:50
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                1 hr 37 min
              • Best Horror Franchise Drafting and Licking a Krispy Kreme Bowl

                Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

                In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Jeremy's "Channel Surfing" segment, we then fantasy drafting Horror Franchises. We then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation." 

                This Podcast's Bookmarks

                • Welcome & Introductory Quote - 00:00:00
              • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:05:12
              • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:20:06
              • Jeremy's "Channel Surfing" Segment - 00:51:43
              • Fantasy Drafting Horror Franchises - 01:00:06
              • One Good Recommendation - 01:27:42
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                1 hr 35 min
              • Powerless but Unstoppable: Drafting the Ultimate Non-Powered Superheroes!

                Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions.

                In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Tim's "Quizzel Me This?!" segment, we then work on drafting best Powerless Super Heroes. We then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation." 

                This Podcast's Bookmarks

                • Welcome & Introductory Quote - 00:00:00
              • Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:05:54
              • Spin-the-Wheel - 00:22:44
              • Tim's "Quizzel Me This" Segment - 00:56:29
              • Fantasy Drafting the Super Hero/Comic Book Trinkets and Items - 01:07:23
              • One Good Recommendation - 01:29:59
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                1 hr 43 min

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              Dive into the delightful chaos of Utterly Useless, where Brett, Timmy, and Jeremy take you on a whimsical journey through the absurd and the mundane. From pondering the mysteries of the universe to…