Whaddya know? It's Seattle Joe!! Emily and William pay their respects to The Wizard of Waukesha -- Les Paul, The documentary "Tyson" is reviewed with insurmountable exuberance, "The Goods" barely delivers and does Michael Vick deserve a 2nd chance (and $1.6 million right out of prison)?

Why Emily and William like Inglourious Basterds but hate your children, Octomom gets bitch-slapped by her spawn, Vodka Tonics - the official drink of the Vagabond Exchange, Is David Spade in kindergarten?, Can Em get over her aversion to Diablo Cody and Megan Fox?, Chicago, here we come!

Emily goes M.I.A and William panics - eventually, Don't Pee on Me!, Why seeing every Tyler Perry movie is not on William's Bucket List, Emily gushes for Glee, and Em and William discuss what the days of flying the friendly skies were like before they became not so friendly