Tori tells Chael about AMC's "Anne Rice" adjacent show, Talamasca: The Secret Order, which she watched in its entirety. She explains what they did well, where they missed, how the Talamasca works in the Anne Rice bookverse, and also how she would have done it using the same characters and a similar premise.

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2025.

It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025.

Tori and Chael are joined by special guests, horror gurus, and friends of the podcast Ariana and Lin, to discuss Robert Eggers' 2024 remake of Nosferatu.

You can find Lin on Chael's other podcast, Once Upon a Rewatch. And check out her Youtube Channel Spooky Pie's Horror Diner, where she discusses all manner of horror media.

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in January 2025.

It was released on Wednesday, November 19, 2025.

(The epic gap there is 100% Tori's fault, sorry! Life got WEIRD. We appreciate your patience.)

Tonight, we discuss the movie Renfield, a humorous splatter horror film about Dracula's sidekick. Starring Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage, and Awkwafina.

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in January 2025.

It was released on Wednesday, April 2, 2025.

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story by Christopher Moore

In tonight’s Vampire Book Club Episode, we’re going to discuss the humorous vampire novel Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore. Tori loved this book in the 90s and is excited, Chael had never read it before. We discuss what we loved and what we didn’t and go through most of the plot. The Vampire Chronicles come up a lot as well as this was the basis of a lot of inspiration for the vampire lore. 

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Bloodsucking Fiends - Wikipedia

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2024. 

It was released on Wednesday, January 8, 2025. 

The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires 

In tonight’s Vampire Book Club Episode, we’re going to discuss the novel The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix. Despite the misleading title, we enjoyed it as a horror novel. We debate whether the big bad counts as a vampire, talk about what worked for us in the story, and what did not. 

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The Book’s Wikipedia Page 

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in September 2024. 

It was released on Wednesday, October 30, 2024.  

Tonight, we discuss the 1979 movie Nosferatu, a “stylistic” homage to the original Nosferatu (1922), written and directed by Werner Herzog.

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As you've probably noticed, we have not had a new episode in a bit. Life has gotten busy and we decided to make it official and take an official summer hiatus. You know how it is. Summer isn't a great time for vampires, the nights are just too short! We'll back in a couple months with all new episodes and we appreciate your patience. In the meantime, we're excited to work on some great vampiric content for our return!

We'll be back soon!

Tonight, we discuss the 1992 movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which would go on to inspire the TV series. 

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Buffy Wiki at Fandom | https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_(film)

Buffy Wiki at Fandom | https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_(novel)

AV Club Joss Whedon | https://www.avclub.com/joss-whedon-1798208181

I’ll Always Love the Original Buffy the Vampire Slayer | https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2022/07/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-movie-joss-whedon/671005/

https://web.archive.org/web/20160412083950/https://www.cise.ufl.edu/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/hsiao/buffy/get-archive?date=19990117

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Saturday, April 8, 2023.

It was released on Wednesday, April 19, 2023.

In this minisode, Chael tells Tori about the Let the Right One In television show, which is definitely about vampires… but not so much about the book its based on. 

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 18, 2023. 

It was released on Wednesday, March 29, 2023. 

Glass Houses (Book 1 of the Morganville Vampires Series)

In tonight’s Vampire Book Club Episode, we’re going to discuss the YA Novel Glass Houses by Rachel Caine, the first book of the Morganville Vampire Series.

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Rachel Caine | Wikipedia 

The Morganville Vampires | Wikipedia

Rachel Caine’s Website

Glass Houses | Bookshop.org

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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 4, 2023.

It was released on Wednesday, March 15, 2023.