Vampires Ruined My Life

Vampires Ruined My Life

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  • Episode 23: 23: Vampire Bites: The Let the Right One In TV Show (minisode)

    In this minisode, Chael tells Tori about the Let the Right One In television show, which is definitely about vampires… but not so much about the book its based on. 

    Socials: 

    Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

    Other: 

    Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

    • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis

    • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod

    • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 18, 2023. 

      It was released on Wednesday, March 29, 2023. 


      23 min
    • Episode 22: 22: Vampire Book Club: Glass Houses (Morganville Vampires)

      Glass Houses (Book 1 of the Morganville Vampires Series)

      In tonight’s Vampire Book Club Episode, we’re going to discuss the YA Novel Glass Houses by Rachel Caine, the first book of the Morganville Vampire Series.

      Sources:

      Rachel Caine | Wikipedia 

      The Morganville Vampires | Wikipedia

      Rachel Caine’s Website

      Glass Houses | Bookshop.org

      Socials:

      Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

      Email us at [email protected]

      Other:

      Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

      • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
      • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
      • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 4, 2023.

        It was released on Wednesday, March 15, 2023.

        1 hr 6 min
      • Episode 21: 21: Vampire Hunter D

        Vampire Hunter D

        Tonight, we’re discussing the anime OVA Vampire Hunter D (1985) and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000). Plus we talk a lot about anime and anime conventions in this trip down memory lane.

        Sources:

        Vampire Hunter D (1985) - Wikipedia 

        Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust - Wikipedia

        Socials:

        Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

        Email us at [email protected]

        Other:

        Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

        • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
        • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
        • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on February 12, 2023.

          It was released on Wednesday, February 22, 2023.

          52 min
        • Episode 20: 20: Black As Night

          Black As Night

          Tonight, we’re discussing the teen vampire movie Black As Night, which was released on October 1, 2021 on Prime Video by Amazon Studios.

          Sources:

          Black As Night on Amazon Prime

          IMDB - Black as Night 

          Socials:

          Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

          Email us at [email protected]

          Other:

          Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

          • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
          • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
          • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on January 1, 2023. It was released on Wednesday, February 8, 2023.

            1 hr 1 min
          • Episode 19: 19: Near Dark

            Near Dark

            Tonight, we’re going to discuss the 1987 cult classic vampire movie Near Dark. Chael is a huge fan but Tori had never seen it before. Join us as we discuss what we liked, what we didn’t, and then let us know what you think of Near Dark!

            Sources:

            NEAR DARK OOP DOCUMENTARY

            Kathryn Bigelow on Near Dark

            Finger Lickin' Good: The Wild Wild Underworld of Near Dark by Video Nasty for Studio Canal UK

            Near Dark | Wikipedia

            Year of the Vampire: Near Dark is a Western Horror that Reworks the Captivity Narrative

            I Want to Rewatch - Tori's other podcast where they watch Millennium starring Lance Henriksen 

            Socials:

            Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

            Email us at [email protected]

            Other:

            Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

            • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
            • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
            • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on December 11, 2022.

              It was released on Wednesday, January 25, 2023.

              1 hr 1 min
            • Episode 18: 18: Vampire Book Club: The Lost Girls

              Greetings, fiends! Today we have another Vampire Book Club episode where we discuss the 2021 YA Vampire Novel, The Lost Girls by Sonia Hartl. We discuss the book’s plot, characters, and somewhat unique vampire lore, as well as what we liked and what didn’t work as well. Join us!

              Socials:

              Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

              Email us at [email protected]

              Other:

              Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

              • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
              • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
              • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on December 3,  2022.

                It was released on Wednesday, December 14, 2022.

                Resources:

                Sonia Hartl | Website

                The Lost Girls | Bookshop.org

                58 min
              • Episode 17: 17: Let the Right One In

                Greetings, fiends! Today we discuss the novel Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist. We do a deep dive recap of the book and discuss the plot and characters, talk a little about the Swedish movie adaptation and the short story Let the Old Dreams Die.

                Socials:

                Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

                Email us at [email protected]

                Other:

                Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

                • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
                • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
                • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on February 21, 2022.

                  It was released on Wednesday, December 7, 2022.

                  Sources:

                  Let the Right One In | Bookshop.org

                  Let the Old Dreams Die | Bookshop.org

                  1 hr 53 min
                • 16: I Want to Vampire (Special Crossover Episode): Salem's Lot 1979

                  Salem’s Lot (1979)

                  What happens when Tori & Chael from Vampires Ruined My Life and Tori & Nic from I Want to Rewatch do a crossover? Would you believe a dæmonic creature known as Vic-Ra the Never-Living takes over hosting duties? Find out by joining us for:

                  I Want To Vampire!

                  In this special crossover episode, we discuss the 1979 miniseries version of Salem’s Lot, including how it compares to the 2004 version and the book.

                  Originally recorded: 20 November 2022.

                  Originally edited: 25 November 2022 - 28 November 2022.

                  Originally released: 30 November 2022.

                  This episode was edited by Lazy N Productions. 

                  Sources:

                  Salem's Lot (1979 miniseries) | Wikipedia

                  The Top 10 Scariest Movie Scenes | Empire | The Internet Archive Wayback Machine (this takes a LONG time to load, for very little info, TBH)

                  The Story Behind One of the Creepiest Scenes in TV History | Vanity Fair

                  Salem's Lot: All 4 Cuts Of Stephen King's 1979 Miniseries Explained

                  The Salem’s Lot Movie Is Officially Rated R | Fangoria

                  Psalm 23 | King James Version

                  The Marsten House | Salem's Lot: Then And Now

                  Bluff Street, Ferndale, CA | Google Street View | June 2021

                  Socials:

                  Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

                  Email us at [email protected]

                  Other:

                  Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

                  • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
                  • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
                  • 2 hr 20 min
                  • Episode 16: 15: Salem's Lot (2004 Miniseries)

                    There have been a few adaptations of Stephen King’s vampire novel Salem’s Lot over the years. Today, we discuss the 2004 TNT Miniseries Adaptation, starring Rob Lowe and Andre Braugher. Not going to lie, it’s kind of a mess. We discuss the story, what worked and what didn’t, and the vampire lore.

                    Socials:

                    Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

                    Email us at [email protected]

                    Other:

                    Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

                    • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
                    • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
                    • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 27, 2022.

                      It was released on Wednesday, November 23, 2022.

                      1 hr 5 min
                    • Episode 15: 14: AMC's Interview with the Vampire Episode 7: Sufficiently Creepy

                      The finale is here! Season 1 of AMC’s Interview with the Vampire is over. So how did it end? And how are we feeling about the first season overall? Chael and Tori break down Episode 7: “The Thing Lay Still,” discuss how the finale’s “reveals” worked (or didn’t), and what they think about this television adaptation so far. 

                      Socials:

                      Find us on Twitter @VampiresRuined and on Instagram @VampiresRuinedPodcast

                      Email us at [email protected]

                      Other:

                      Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:

                      • “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis
                      • “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod
                      • This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Sunday, November 6, 2022 at 11 am.

                        It was released on Wednesday, November 9, 2022.

                        Tori had a few audio issues and had to re-record a few bits, which is why there’s some audio weirdness in a few places.

                        "Sufficiently creepy" is a thing Anderson says that we totally failed to mention in the episode. I guess this is our version of an easter egg. ;) 

                        1 hr 16 min

                      About Vampires Ruined My Life

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                      Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael…