(Airdate: 6.26.25)

On today's show it's a full-blown birthday bash for John Van Camp! We're celebrating with donuts, questionable decisions, and a one-of-a-kind birthday sonnet from Morgan.

We ask the big question: is it morally wrong to be "filthy rich"? We're also embracing the 2-Shower Summer Code and sorry, birthday cake lovers: a new report reminds us that even at 80, nutrition matters more than ever.

Which college degrees get you the biggest paycheck five years after graduation? What car thieves are really after, and yes—skimpy men's swimsuits (a.k.a. banana hammocks) are back in style.

It's Thursday, so that means another edition of This Is Why I'm Broke and Things You Need to Know. All that and more, wrapped up in birthday streamers and sass.

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(Airdate: 6.25.25)

On today's show, AMC is stuffing one more ad into your movie experience—because clearly, you weren't annoyed enough already. Red Lobster's back from the brink with a new CEO, a tight menu, and a love letter to Cheddar Bay Biscuits. We ask: is chivalry dead, or just texting you playlists now? Plus, Gen Z says "no thanks" to vacations if Luna the cat can't come too.

We also unpack 10 things classy women never do in public—and Morgan gleefully does at least six. It's Would You Rather Wednesday, we've got your Things You Need to Know, and today's Crazy Crime. All that and more, right here—don't forget the wet wipes.

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(Airdate: 6.24.25)

On today's show, the salty truth about Pringles: they're not legally potato chips, no matter how loudly your cravings protest. Then, we chew over what your eating habits say about your personality. We've also got a list of stuff you might wanna stop buying (spoiler: those paper towels aren't saving anyone), and a look at the old-school social skills Gen X still rocks—even if Gen Z thinks eye contact is creepy.

Plus, Yes or B.S., today's More or Less 5 Things, and Things You Need to Know Today. And of course, our Crazy Crime involves a Florida man who thought restaurants were EV charging stations.

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(Airdate: 6.23.25)

On today's show, we dig into big career dreams and bigger vacation regrets: we break down the financial fantasy known as "travel math" yes, that little lie we all tell ourselves when we drop $200 on vacation sushi.

In The Nerd News, buildings are breathing, robots are feeling, and the Milky Way's black hole is spinning like it's on a cosmic caffeine high. We've also got your Crazy Crime fix: a woman in Florida was arrested for slapping a bank teller in the face… with a check. Classy.

Plus, Things You Need to Know Today and "fambushing" is a thing, "mankeeping" isn't what you think immediately. It's Monday, and we're here for all the glorious chaos.

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(Airdate: 6.20.25)

Today we're welcoming the first official day of summer with a hot mix. We unpack the Lakers and Dodgers buy-out and why ICE was not involved.

Dreaming about your ex isn't as emotionally damning as it sounds (spoiler: your subconscious is just messy), and how a massive leak of 16 billion passwords could be the cyber curveball of the year, and why burnout isn't the biggest work problem anymore—turns out, it's clueless leadership driving employees nuts.

We also break down a relationship red flag you might not even know you're experiencing: "pocketing." If you've never met their friends, family, or even their dog, you might be living in someone's pocket. Not great.

This week's Normal or Nope gets wonderfully weird and in our Crazy Crime, one Florida man broke into a house—not to rob it, but to hide from his angry wife, make dinner, and take a bubble bath. Honestly, relatable.

Plus Things You Need to Know Today and our signature More or Less 5 Things and of course our Friday A.I. Dad Jokes because your summer Friday deserves more nonsense, not less.

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(Airdate: 6.19.25)

We kick things off wondering why we do our best work on Monday mornings and somehow crash by lunchtime on Friday—science says it's not just us! Then, we crank up the time machine and remember the jobs your grandparents had that don't even exist anymore (pour one out for the milkman and the elevator operator).

We dig into the future of work with a list of bizarre but totally real jobs A.I. might create. In Crazy Crime, it's a real-life Florida road rage shootout involving two guys, two trucks, and too many bullets—because nothing says "bad decisions" like firing into traffic on a Friday.

Are your ear buds a liability? Plus, we've got your Things You Need to Know Today and More or Less 5 Things.

(Airdate: 6.17.25)

On today's episode the devastating flash floods in West Virginia, where up to four inches of rain fell in just 30 minutes, killing five and leaving three missing. A tourist in Italy snapped a selfie that destroyed a Swarovski-crystal-covered Van Gogh tribute chair—then fled the museum. Meanwhile in Barcelona, frustrated locals squirted unsuspecting tourists with water pistols during a protest over gentrification and rising rent. And in Washington, D.C., it's still illegal to publicly call someone a coward for refusing a duel. Yes, really.

We've also got your Things You Need to Know Today, Yes or B.S., run through More or Less 5 Things, and wrap it all up with a Crazy Crime out of Kentucky that involves a naked man and psychedelic mushrooms.

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(Airdate: 6.16.25)

On today's show: Ever wonder why we choose not to see bad behavior? We've got the science behind our moral blind spots. Plus, the man known as The Sperminator is officially retiring after fathering 176 children. We'll also talk about a new study that says 4 in 10 hourly workers would consider paycheck-to-paycheck living an upgrade (ouch).

In Crazy Crime: a naked burglar breaks into a Minnesota basement, and spoiler—he doesn't get far. Meanwhile, an Aussie trades in his carpenter's tools for canned gas and makes thousands selling fart videos online. You do you, mate.

Also: Halloween décor is already creeping into stores, Reddit is dragging the world's most unethical jobs and the Nerd News is back with a red-hot dating tip that's backed by science, Plus Things You Need to Know Today.

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(Airdate: 6.13.25)

Ready for a Friday show that's equal parts spooky, snarky, and snackable? We're kicking things off with Friday the 13th superstitions and a roundup of our favorite fast-food french fries (because a little grease never hurt your luck), then diving into how dirty your beard really is—prepare to cringe.

We'll serve up five gloriously dumb F My Life Friday confessions before jetting off on a crazy crime caper worthy of an in-flight movie, and of course we've got a fresh batch of A.I. Dad Jokes to salute Pops this Father's Day. Plus Father's Day deal intel and handyman hacks from our guest coach David Arrell, so whether you're dodging ladders or hunting Groupons, we've you covered.

More or less 5 things takes a look at foods that are sex boosters. Tune in and embrace the weird—because on a Friday like this, "normal" is just a setting on the dryer.

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(Airdate: 6.12.25)

On today's show, we're handing out the thorns and the roses because it's National Red Rose Day—so give someone flowers, or just sniff one yourself. A.I. can now track you down from just a single vacation photo (creepy, right?). In "News That Still Scandalizes America," apparently, nipples are still causing panic in 2025. And speaking of uncomfortable realities, Disney's secret lice check for kids at the Magic Kingdom is sneakier than you think!

We'll spill the beans on the Starbucks gig that'll pay you $136K to travel and TikTok about coffee, and break down why your laptop might be spying on you—even from the next room. In "Stop Being That Person," we tackle how reservation hoarding is ruining restaurants for everybody. It's This Is Why I'm Broke Thursday, Tami's Florida crazy crime story, a snarky look at why humans aren't built to remember everything. Plus the Things You Need to Know Today. Hit play—you know you want to!

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