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Mommy makeovers and a Y2K girls’ night that refuses to stay light collide in The Valley S3E3, where Brittany takes a first step toward reclaiming her sporkle with a consultation that raises as many questions and intends to raise a couple more things, and Jasmine’s relationship with Lala gets stress-tested. Meanwhile, Danny goes cowboy-mode.

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Summer flings and a pool party that refuses to stay contained collide in Summer House, where Ben brings new(?) love interest Sabrina into the house, Bailey decides it’s time to escalate whatever is happening with Carl (while he’s somehow frustrated he actually got an apology), and the entire night spirals when one West flirtation tips everything over the edge. Over in Cousins, The Summer I Turned Pretty leans into full Jeremiah horror film, as Belly convinces herself Conrad is finally going to meet her halfway, only for that conversation to collapse the vibe and send her reconsidering which Fisher brother she’s actually been manipulated into connecting dots with. Meanwhile, Laurel and Susannah go up in smoke.

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We head back to Charleston, where the river trip refuses to relax into anything resembling a vacation, Michols stays firmly stuck on Lake, and Emmy attempts a cleanup conversation with Brad that may not move the needle. Mike Pesca (host of The Gist and How To!) joins the pod as we break down the fallout, from unresolved feelings to the kind of conversations that only make things worse, before a shift at Republic delivers another round of tension as Maddi and Joe hit a tracking wall.

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Darling, opportunity is knocking and it’s dressed impeccably, as Lisa Vanderpump opens the hiring portal for her newest Vegas venture, setting the stage before The Valley dives into Sosa’s first birthday, where Janet attempts some strategic amends that don’t quite land, and Tom and Michelle continue building a magic bond that’s hard to ignore and even harder to stomach.

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Fireworks, margaritas, and father issues collide in The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E4, where the Fourth of July brings the dads to Cousins, Conrad spirals around his father, and Belly’s almost-romantic moment gets cut off by her insatiable love for pomegranate margs. Meanwhile, Summer House S10E10 trades poolside lounging for full-blown confrontation, as Dara presses Bailey on flirtation rumors, Ciara goes solo down south, Carl finally hits his limit with Kyle, and Amanda ends up in hot water over a comment that lands harder than intended.

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Amid brewing tensions, Maddi and TJ plan a group trip to the Edisto River that already feels like a mistake, Michols gives Lake the silent treatment in a way that says more than words ever could, and Emmy attempts a reset with Brad that may or may not actually reset anything. Avoidance, misfires, and conversations hanging by a thread.

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After hearing from Jon Hamm about his thoughts on Ciara, West, and Amanda, we tip-toe into the Season 3 premiere of The Valley, where Danny and Nia attempt the logistical Olympics of four under four, Kristen and Luke hit early turbulence on the road to first-time parenthood, and Brittany chases her sparkle in a new relationship that may already be moving at breakneck speed. Meanwhile, a Sip and See meant to celebrate quickly turns into a pressure cooker when Michelle spirals over Jesse’s girlfriend Lacy making an unexpected appearance.

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Amanda Batula and West Wilson hard-launch their rumored relationship via a deeply cursed, ChatGPT-coded Instagram Story, setting the tone before Summer House S10E9 turns a retirement-themed birthday bash for Kyle into a West confrontation, Lindsay hosts a housewarming back in the city, and Ciara drops a suggestion on Amanda that hits the emotional brink. Over in Cousins, The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E3 delivers Belly’s 16th birthday, derailed by Taylor’s secret, while Laurel and Susannah’s past starts connecting dots that were never meant to surface.

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Premiere pop-culture commentator Courtney Revolution joins the pod to talk Jury Duty: Company Retreat before heading into Southern Hospitality S4E4, where Grace absolutely collapses the vibe at a pajama party, Maddi is pushed to her emotional brink, and Brad starts connecting dots about Emmy. Meanwhile, Lake gets caught in the middle trying to balance loyalty and life. Grace finally reveals a secret that reframes… everything.

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We check in on the escalating divorce drama in Summer House S10E8, where Lindsay’s latest revelation sends KJ into situationship panic mode just as Kyle's late-night blowup reveals that he's only happy when people clap at his DJ skills. Then we head back to Cousins Beach for The Summer I Turned Pretty Episode 2, where Belly enters her debutante era, and discovers that unbuckling the seatbelt may be her strongest personality trait.

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