Everyone is back from Hawaii. Lisa is not happy with Jax, Ariana & Tom can't paint, Stassi tried to give Lisa $900, and Scheana gets Shay drunk. What a time!!!

Jax continues to lie about his flirtations with Lala in front of Brittany, but Hawaii's karmic energy is coming for him. Meanwhile, Katie and Shorts have still not sealed the deal with fiancé sex, and other ring-not-on-a-string couple Scheana and Shay hit a rough patch when Shay gets drunk after Scheana explicitly tells him to only do one beer bong instead of three. In West Hollywood, Stassi makes her first appearance of the season as does Kevin, Kristen's new boyfriend/sugar baby who may or may not have a serious girlfriend. Also, Hope, Caitlin, and Ruby plan a listener meet up on July 23rd at TomTom -- RSVP on Twitter or Instagram @vanderpumpedpod.

We are finally in Hawaii!! We find out Caitlin has been to Hawaii FOUR times before, but that one was with extremely questionable (or totally normal?) accommodations. Lala stays true to her promise to take her top off when she's in water -- despite the wandering eyes of Jax and Shorts. Sandoval meanwhile, is more focused on finding fun, Hawaii-only activities such as hiking, and Ariana is fuming over texts between Scheana and her mom. Did we mention how happy we are to be in Hawaii?

This week neither the Vanderpump Rules cast nor Ruby, Hope, and Caitlin are in Hawaii. Somehow! However, that doesn't mean we can't heat things up right here in SUR-land. For one, a Stassi return seems imminent as she texts Katie congratulations on her engagement and is sneaking in off-camera visits to SUR. Also, Max (Lisa's son) takes center stage with a gnarly mouth injury. And, Kristen is a true Kristen. But really, we want to go to Hawaii! Will someone send us on a private jet to Hawaii?

This week, we dive back into #tattoogate as Ariana immediately makes Sandoval consult with Dr. Tattoff (employee Emily) to get rid of his flaming A tattoo. Meanwhile, Tom Shorts is finally ready to commit to Katie with a ring NOT on a string...unless he proposes to Lisa first. We also talk the inner workings of Jax Taylor as his official girlfriend Brittany moves to LA only a day after Jax is caught flirting with Lala.

It's morning in Vegas and the Toms are waking up to their brand new...well, we'll let you guess. Meanwhile back in West Hollywood, Ariana and Tom Sandoval are performing at legendary comedy theater, The Improv -- during the prime "middle of the day" time slot. Also Jax helps Kristen get back in the dating game Lisa wonders if Tom Shorts will propose to her before Katie.

It's Ariana's birthday and she's going all-out with a kids' themed party for her 30th...but will her big day be ruined by the boys' impending Vegas trip? After all, they ARE going to a construction playground where you can play with bulldozers! Meanwhile, Lala and James bond over their mutual exclusion and Ruby reveals a SHOCKING secret she learned about Caitlin and Hope.