Scheana and Shay are getting married! Shay feels like he's preparing for his funeral, Tina sings more than once, Jax loves Carmen's toes, and we'd all smile but Sheana's crop top wedding dress is just not letting us! (Well, Ruby loves it.)

Pandora buys Jiggy outfits for Ken's birthday; Schwartz confesses to Katie that more happened with him and that chick in Vegas; Scheana is having a Mexican themed wedding (?!?!?!); and DOES LISA FINALLY FIRE KRISTEN FROM SUR?! Oh boy, what an episode!

Some Vanderpump-related comments before Thanksgiving!

Had some technical issues, but it's all fixed now! ~ We finally meet Tom's long-rumored Miami hookup, Annemarie, when Kristen brings her to SUR to confront him (with a quick stop at Canter's first). We discuss whether this girl is a truth-teller or maybe just wanted to be on a TV show. The real drama comes when Scheana confronts Kristen about bringing the alleged mistress of her best friend's boyfriend, which all comes to head with a heated shouting match that includes Diana, SUR's most competent employee (second place goes to Ali, the bouncer). Plus, we discuss our IRL encounter with Peter and we barely discuss Stassi because she wasn't even in this episode!

This episode was all about Peter -- and more specifically, Peter flirting with Vail. This week, we discuss what's grosser: Peter shamelessly hitting on his employee or Peter's apartment. We also weigh in on the Stassi's continued effort to create a storyline this season with her failed attempt at self-righteousness and statement necklaces. Plus, Kristen zeroes in on her plan to break Ariana and Tom up for good with the help of yet another Ex of Jax.

As we head into week two of Scheana and Shay (but mostly Scheana)'s joint Bachelor/ette party, the drama heats up in Miami. We learn more about Jax-- erm, Jason's past with the introduction of his former roommate/curator of nude Jax art, John. Kristen continues to ruin Ariana's trip, but will she finally get the tearful confrontation with Tom she so desires (yes)? Meanwhile, Stassi is busy still trying to exist on this show back at SUR before she slips into the shadows like tertiary characters and her only two friends left on the show: Kristina Kelly and Peter.

Everyone but Stassi is in Miami for Scheana and Shay's bach parties. Vail is a seeker of light while Tom and Ariana twin it up in their tiger tee's. Pandora's a boss and Jax still sucks.

All the guys drive down to San Diego in Schwartz' mini cooper while Stassi has a calm birthday dinner. Jax is betrayed by his own tweets, meanwhile this is supposed to be the happiest summer of Scheana's life. Oh, and if Jax is having sex in the bathroom, where's Peter straightening his hair?!

Lisa is focusing more on Villa Blanca and SUR; James Kennedy helps produce Scheana's song; Vail did a silent film; Schwartz would probably choose Jax over Katie; A distracting therapist; Sandoval has unexplained nail polish on; Are Jax and Tiffany broken up?

There's a new host at SUR; Schwartz still sucks as a boyfriend; Kristen hasn't changed her mailing address after 6 months; Guiermo looks HOT in his muscle tee - ok maybe we didn't all agree on that.