It's a party at Pump this week, especially if you're a gay mayor...or is it gay man? Definitely gay mayor. The drama from last week's confrontation at what is now confirmed to be Solar de Cahuenga continues as Schwartz refuses to pick a side in the battle between Team Katie (but really Team Stassi) and Team Jax. But will Schwartz fess up or deny, deny, deny the rumors Scheana and Jax are spreading about his Vegas hook ups? One thing's for sure...Scheana is team Schwartz, because she doesn't care about girl code -- she's a guy's girl.

A motorboating scandal floats through SUR while Lisa, a Greek Goddess, prepares for a photoshoot in a restroom. A new dog joins the cast while another suffers from Ken-look-a-like syndrom. Stassi has graduated from SUR but Jax hasn't graduated from his parent's insurance. Also, were they at Solar de Cahuenga? Only bubba knows.

We have a special guest join us this week! We talk Jax getting a nose job (blood or jelly?!), Schwartz having a panic attack (was it real?!), and a Hollywood party full of awkward drama between the cast members (and Peter. WE CANNOT FORGET PETER IS THERE)!!

Every May the flowers start blooming, the days get longer, and Kristen gets suspended -- and with the staff short-handed on the night of Pump's grand opening, Lisa has to rely on Zero Work Experience Tom Schwartz to hold down the fort at the bar. We also discuss Stassi's various attempts to stay a relevant character post SUR, and how her departure may be affecting some people (Kristina Kelly) more than others (pretty much everyone else). Plus we get to see Manager Peter in action, KIND OF, when a recently fired James shows up for his busing shift.

The aftermath of Scheana's birthday brawl cast a reign of doom at SUR as Lisa wants consequences for her SURvers that participated. Meanwhile, Jax is dealing with his own battle as his Vegas girlfriend, Tiffany, comes into town and he must choose between her and Carmen -- despite his new Carmen arm tattoo. Plus, Stassi fights to keep her storyline alive in her new, SUR-less life.

Welcome back to SUR for season THREE of our favorite show. So much has changed! Stassi moved to New York...and then moved back! Tom Schwartz is in the opening credits! Ariana and Tom are dating! Scheana got a new tattoo! Kristen is now dating James the buser! Jax is dating two women at the same time! Lisa is opening a new restaurant! Peter is still Peter. It is, indeed, ALL happening.

It's the season two finale and we wrap up a wonderful season of our favorite show with a shocking admission from Kristen...but not before we witness a surprise performance from international pop star Scheana Marie. We also discuss our Lisa and Guillermo's HOT HOT chemistry and Peter's...well, little Peter. Buckle in for the drama ride of your life because this is one episode you wont want to miss!

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Ariana and Tom who? This week is all about Kristen and Jax. Stassi is mad. Tom is confused. And Jax feels nothing. We feel a lot of things, so join us as we process this love....octagon?

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We’re back from Mexico and back to the daily grind at SUR -- except for Kristen who is hightailing it to Michigan to take a break from Tom. But other couples are having a better week as Mike Shay prepares to propose to Scheana...or more accurately, enlists Pandora to prepare his proposal for him. We also discuss a MAJOR revelation in the Tom and Ariana drama, and find out why Jax was M.I.A. for most of the episode.

Be sure to rate/review Vanderpumped on Apple Podcasts and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @VanderpumpedPod. Music by Julian Lorentz.