Bad Mutha Booboisie Theme Song

Fictional liquor store cologne & perfume!

0 ≤ probability that [G/g]od(s) exist(s) ≤ 1 !

Alberto Gonzalez can't help if he messed up!

White people are more tolerant of other racists than of other races!

Save the commute - sleep at the office!

The end?!?!

V for Varicocele!

I said what?!

"Secret" wasn't in my English-Japanese dictionary!

Cycloptic arson!

In my latest film, I make enough money for less than a week in a hotel!

Maybe people would buy more gas if gas was more expensive!

Watch me sew!

Kanye West cover

Kanye West vs. Three Dog Night!

Any Day Without a Specific Gay!

Out and in!

Joy to the World

Just say "No" to elected office!

Buy all our playsets and toys!

Obama to replace Spears on Zoe 101!

3 year old Hitler and 2 year old Aryan Nation!

The new scent from Burger King!

Jimmy Buffett is famous!

Uppers and downers are obnoxious!

Dr. Phil McGraw here with Sesame Street News!

Good people are screwed!

Nice guys hope to finish third!

Everything about Rod is hot!

Psychology and Aging are helping to complete my life!

Deuce Bigalow 3: In Boy George's Dungeon!

Watch out for that tree!

Just so you know, if you have an abortion, your mother may be thinking about having one once time machines are invented!

Who has the best government in the world? The Philippines!

Thanksgiving in Real America!

Capitalism strikes again!

Eek! A pirate!