Oh boy. Chris Honeywell picks a BLIND FREAK’S CHOICE and then drops it on Luke Jaconetti, his brother Jason and Chris Tyler like a GIANT TURD.Like boogers – sometimes you pick a winner and sometimes you just get a BLOODY NOSE. Ladies and gentlemen – HEREDITARY.

This month Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell have a night out at the theater with 1987’s director Michele Soavi’s STAGE FRIGHT! This one has everything – Italian flair, actresses, a killer in an owl mask. That’s everything, right?

In this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Siamese Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell) do something a little different and take a BLIND LOOK a t a low budget local horror anthology – ColemanFilms and 3am Productions’ BOOK OF EVIL! Joining them to talk about the production [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS CONCOCTION (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little trip to CANADA and then to HELL as they dig up Chris Tyler’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE GATE!

In this, the FOLLOW UP to the original Black Christmas episode in The Honeywell Experiment, the Vault crew (Luke, Jason Chris and the other Chris) are joined (against their will AGAIN) by SUPER GENIUS Thomas Deja! Today they will endure the BIG-ASS LUMP OF COAL that is the 2006 REMAKE/SEQUEL/REBOOT/DESECRATION [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little SPELUNKING TRIP as they explore Jason’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE DESCENT!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) as they wrap up their HAMMER HORROR with a modern entry from 2012 – THE WOMAN IN BLACK! Join Harry Potter for an old-fashioned ghost story [...]

Welcome to the PENULTIMATE EPISODE of our coverage of Hammer horror films. Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jay) and East and West Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they experience the cultural mashup of Hammer and the Shaw Brothers that is LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES! Marvel as the [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take wrap up the FREDDY FILES with the 2010 remake/reimagining WHATEVER of A Nightmare On Elm Street. Spoiler – It’s not PRETTY, folks, we have to be honest with you. [...]

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for some BRAIN TRAUMA INDUCING FUN – Hammer’s FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! See Peter Cushing in full PROGRESSIVE DRILLIN’ AND KILLIN’ MODE as the man who makes you think – WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER?Now [...]