Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

Join Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell offer up a Halloween treat that slipped between the cracks, 2018’s SLAUGHTERHOUSE RULEZ, a pleasant little surprise dealing with the mysterious goings on at a British private school that is NOT Hogwarts! This one is well worth seeking out! Demon [...]

The Vault crew ( Luke and Jason Jaconetti – Chris Tyler and Honeywell) go back to camp with this HORROR RACK HANGER-ON – 1983’s SLEEPAWAY CAMP! If you thought M. Night Shamalamalamalama is the master of the twist ending – THEN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE! This movie has it [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This time Chris Tyler picks a bizarre anthology film for fellow freaks Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell to check out! Feast your FLY FILLED EYES on 1990’s THE WILLIES! This one hits all of Chris Tyler’s sweet [...]

In celebration of July 4th, the Vault crew, Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and The Corsican Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell), pick UNCLE SAM, the patriotic slasher that answers the question – What happens when William Lustig and Larry Cohen collide? It’s not necessarily pretty!

Welcome back to The Vault! This month the intrepid crew, Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell do a first time watch of ANOTHER 2018 remake/reboot – SUSPIRIA! All four guys WENT IN BLIND, so you are getting their FRESH, UNVARNISHED OPINION!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Bo-Jason and Luke) and the Corsican Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell) as they watch the latest sequel/remake/revamp/continuation/re-do of Michael Myers’ homecoming HALLOWEEN 2018, brought to you by Blumhouse? Is it up to SNUFF? Listen and FIND [...]

Oh boy. Chris Honeywell picks a BLIND FREAK’S CHOICE and then drops it on Luke Jaconetti, his brother Jason and Chris Tyler like a GIANT TURD.Like boogers – sometimes you pick a winner and sometimes you just get a BLOODY NOSE. Ladies and gentlemen – HEREDITARY.

This month Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell have a night out at the theater with 1987’s director Michele Soavi’s STAGE FRIGHT! This one has everything – Italian flair, actresses, a killer in an owl mask. That’s everything, right?

In this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Siamese Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell) do something a little different and take a BLIND LOOK a t a low budget local horror anthology – ColemanFilms and 3am Productions’ BOOK OF EVIL! Joining them to talk about the production [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS CONCOCTION (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little trip to CANADA and then to HELL as they dig up Chris Tyler’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE GATE!