Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

In this, the FOLLOW UP to the original Black Christmas episode in The Honeywell Experiment, the Vault crew (Luke, Jason Chris and the other Chris) are joined (against their will AGAIN) by SUPER GENIUS Thomas Deja! Today they will endure the BIG-ASS LUMP OF COAL that is the 2006 REMAKE/SEQUEL/REBOOT/DESECRATION [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little SPELUNKING TRIP as they explore Jason’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE DESCENT!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) as they wrap up their HAMMER HORROR with a modern entry from 2012 – THE WOMAN IN BLACK! Join Harry Potter for an old-fashioned ghost story [...]

Welcome to the PENULTIMATE EPISODE of our coverage of Hammer horror films. Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jay) and East and West Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they experience the cultural mashup of Hammer and the Shaw Brothers that is LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES! Marvel as the [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take wrap up the FREDDY FILES with the 2010 remake/reimagining WHATEVER of A Nightmare On Elm Street. Spoiler – It’s not PRETTY, folks, we have to be honest with you. [...]

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for some BRAIN TRAUMA INDUCING FUN – Hammer’s FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! See Peter Cushing in full PROGRESSIVE DRILLIN’ AND KILLIN’ MODE as the man who makes you think – WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER?Now [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys, Luke and Jason and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for the final REAL sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street – FREDDY VS JASON!It only took 20 years and several swimming pools full of TEENAGER BLOOD to get here, but MAN IS IT WORTH IT! It’s not [...]

Join your intrepid hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell with SPECIAL GUEST legendary author and podcaster – THOMAS DEJA – as they cover the MUTANT Hammer horror film – 1974’s CAPTAIN KRONOS – VAMPIRE HUNTER!See the LAID BACK STYLE of the immortal Captain Kronos as he [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a MEGA-META episode of THE VAULT OF STARTLING MONSTER HORROR TALES OF TERROR! It’s WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE! Wash that taste of Freddy’s Dead out of your mouth when the master returns to the [...]

Welcome back to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Chris Squared (Tyler and Honeywell) as they cue up the next HAMMER HORROR – THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA starring legendary “EYE SPECIALIST” Herbert Lom! As we all know, when [...]