Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Join the intrepid horror crew EL JACONE, JOE ANTHRAX, THE HAIR METAL HERO and THE CHRISKEEPER as they EYEBALL Fulci’s ZOMBI 2 (Zombi Flesh Eaters)! Many say that this movie is where Fulci JUMPED THE SHARK, but that is unfair – he actually WRESTLED THE SHARK TO DEATH with this film. Also – Tisa Farrow proves acting is not genetic! Also – GRATUITOUS CHRISTOPHER CROSS! Do you DARE IGNORE this podcast?

Join your intrepid Jasophiles – El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and the Chriskeeper as they watch the (supposedly) ULTIMATE CHAPTER of Friday The 13th – PART 4 _ THE FINAL CHAPTER! Is anything scarier than a slasher film with Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover? The answer is YES – but we’re going to watch the movie ANYWAY! Also – stick around until the end if you want to hear something TRULY SCARY!

It’s that most wonderful time of the year again! The FOUR FUCKED-UP FREAKS fron The Vault have brought you ANOTHER 4 tales of terror JUST IN TIME for Halloween once again! This year, The Chriskeeper reads his new CHILDREN’S BOOK – “SMILEY”, Luke Jaconetti digs up a classic with Poe’s “THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH”. Chris Tyler brings another original bizarre masterpiece – “RAIN” and Shawn Engel brings it all to a DARK, GLOOM-SOAKED END with H.P. Lovecraft’s “DAGON”. Dagon it, you’re going to have a great time! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

This time – join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they forge forward in their Italio-Horror series with Dario Argento’s TENEBRE! Lesbians, crazed dogs, deviant sexuality, a Goblin soundtrack and roughly five swimming pools of blood are featured in this GRUESOME GIALLO! PLUS – Canine capers with The Chriskeeper and Schultzie the dog!