Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Join your happy hosts L. Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and The Chriskeeper as they sling out a FRIDAY THE 13th SPECIAL. Yes, your Ipod is now CURSED since this episode was posted on the aforementioned date AND it’s featuring FRIDAY THE 13th 3D!! Put on the old red and blue glasses because EYEBALLS WILL BE POPPING! Also, some listener mail is answered where the gore ghouls get to discuss their favorite genres of horror! It’s so good you’ll be doing handstands until it’s time to split!

Join The Chriskeeper, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and El Jacone as they walk you through the Oscar winning FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 – the film that forged new trails for the disabled in horror films! The body count is upped and the formula starts to take shape! Enjoy this one while you can, because next month you’re gonna have to wear the red and blue glasses!

Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell jet set off to Italy for Dario Argento’s classic – SUSPIRIA! This one has it all! Creepy kids – primary colors – music by Goblin – witches – gallons of blood – ballerinas and a barbed wire room! It’s a feast for the eyes and the ears and loaded with plenty of dreamlike imagery to WARP YOUR BRAIN! Also, learn about Abel Ferrarra’s on-set habits and stick around to the end for a musical “treat”!

In addition to the ongoing series of Italian horror, the Vault Crew (The Chriskeeper, El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Anthrax) have decided to up the output and cover some good ol’ American SLASHER FILMS – The Friday The 13th series! This time they start at the beginning – the original Friday The 13th – the movie that DOES NOT PLAY FAIR!! BONUS TANGENT – MONOPOLY – THE MOVIE! Also, meet the Chriskeeper’s new little pet doggie, Schultzie!