Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

It’s Halloween again and the Vault crew have prepared a new batch of audio horrors! This time Joe Anthrax serves up an Edgar Allen Poe classic featuring an actor with a REAL BRITISH ACCENT! Class! Luke Jaconetti weaves another story into his emerging TAPESTRY OF TERROR that will CHILL YOUR SPINE AND BOIL YOUR BRAIN! YOUR SPINE! YOUR BRAIN! The Chriskeeper offers up a story featuring Pete Hesch, zombie Schwarzenegger and a trip to the zoo! As for the Hair Metal Hero, well, all I’m gonna say is Q-TIPS, BLACK GOO and POWER DRILL and leave it at that!

Join El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, the Chris-Keeper and NEW Horror Vault regular Joe Anthrax as they begin their trip through the DiManzicorp motherland – ITALY! This time it’s master director MARIO BAVA’S seminal BLACK SUNDAY, starring Barbara Steele – and she really NAILS this role and creates her own BRAND!! It’s the perfect moody black and white classic to kick off our ITALIAGANZA OF GRUE!!

Now that the Summer’s almost over and you’ve had some time to let Prometheus digest in the molecular acid of your mind, let’s look back at the movies that paved the way. Join Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they share fond (mostly) memories of the Alien Quadrilogy. From scary house to all out action to distopean nihilism to who knows what, they’re all here! It’s the epic 20th edition of The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror!

Join Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero and Chris Honeywell as they whip out their FAVORITE HORROR SOUNDTRACKS! It’s the BLOODY BEST of scary movie music! All your favorites are here: Williams, Goldsmith, Morricone, Herrmann, Goblin, Paul Williams and Fastway! and many, many more! Turn off the lights and CRANK IT UP!