Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks episodes

May 30, 2012 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 18 – Halloween
The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell are BACK in the HORROR WHEELHOUSE for the final John Carpenter movie (for a while) – the classic HALLOWEEN! Join them as they examine the film that launched a thousand teenagers (to their graves) and scared the hell out of EVERYONE! This time, the crew poses the question – who is scarier- a man in a William Shatner mask, or a bald, twitchy guy lurking in the bushes with a gun? Also, get a sneak peek into the future of VOSMHTOT! (Pronounced: vos mh tot)
1 hr 15 min
April 20, 2012 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 16 - Dark Star
The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell face SPACE-HIPPIES, PHILOSOPHICAL BOMBS and a BEACH BALL WITH FEET! Yes, it's John Carpenter and Dan O'Bannon's FIRST MOVIE - DARK STAR! It's a buffed-up student film that still looks pretty spiffy for almost a zero budget! Ever wonder what country music will sound like in the future? WONDER NO MORE! You'll be humming "Winslow Arizona" for the next six months!
50 min
April 20, 2012 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 16 – Dark Star
The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell face SPACE-HIPPIES, PHILOSOPHICAL BOMBS and a BEACH BALL WITH FEET! Yes, it’s John Carpenter and Dan O’Bannon’s FIRST MOVIE – DARK STAR! It’s a buffed-up student film that still looks pretty spiffy for almost a zero budget! Ever wonder what country music will sound like in the future? WONDER NO MORE! You’ll be humming “Winslow Arizona” for the next six months!
49 min
February 18, 2012 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 15 - Starman
This time the Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell welcome Scott Gardner to the fold to discus John Carpenter's "STARMAN" ! Why do Robocop, Amadeus and a discontinued type of Purina dogfood show up? I swear, there are tangental connections to this neglected classic! Listen as our intrepid hosts somehow turn a discussion about the nuances of a sensitive and beautifully acted love story into a celebration of boobies and carnivorous fish attacks! A Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror drinking game is also proposed. Only liver-bending alcoholics could survive even a single episode! Oh, right...STARMAN........GOOD MOVIE!
1 hr 19 min
February 18, 2012 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 15 – Starman
This time the Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell welcome Scott Gardner to the fold to discus John Carpenter’s “STARMAN” ! Why do Robocop, Amadeus and a discontinued type of Purina dogfood show up? I swear, there are tangental connections to this neglected classic! Listen as our intrepid hosts somehow turn a discussion about the nuances of a sensitive and beautifully acted love story into a celebration of boobies and carnivorous fish attacks! A Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror drinking game is also proposed. Only liver-bending alcoholics could survive even a single episode! Oh, right…STARMAN……..GOOD MOVIE!
1 hr 18 min
December 20, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 15 - Ghosts Of Mars
This month, The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell tackle 2001's "Ghosts Of Mars" by John Carpenter! Low budget sleeper or out and out flop? Turns out this movie is not so bad - it's got Pam Grier, that chick from Species, the bald guy who talks like a Clone Trooper and MARTIAN GHOSTS who chuck SPINNING SAWBLADES! SAWBLADES! HEADS WILL ROLL! At least until they get put on a pike, then they pretty much stop rolling...
52 min
December 20, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 15 – Ghosts Of Mars
This month, The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell tackle 2001’s “Ghosts Of Mars” by John Carpenter! Low budget sleeper or out and out flop? Turns out this movie is not so bad – it’s got Pam Grier, that chick from Species, the bald guy who talks like a Clone Trooper and MARTIAN GHOSTS who chuck SPINNING SAWBLADES! SAWBLADES! HEADS WILL ROLL! At least until they get put on a pike, then they pretty much stop rolling…
52 min
October 28, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 14 - Halloween Terror Tale Trilogy
The third time's the charm! Yes, since it's Halloween season, the Vault crew bring you an unprecedented THIRD EPISODE this month! This time your hosts have crafted THREE HOMEMADE HORROR STORIES presented for the first time here! BOW before "The Hair Metal Hero Versus The BITCHIN' VIXEN From The Sunset Strip", QUIVER IN TERROR after hearing Luke Jaconetti's "The Reflected Nightmare" and DISCRETELY SOIL YOURSELF to The Chris Keeper's "Gringo" ! Keep listening to Two True Freaks, because HALLOWEEN AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE WOLFMAN GET'S KICKED IN THE 'NARDS!
1 hr 1 min
October 28, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 14 – Halloween Terror Tale Trilogy

The third time’s the charm! Yes, since it’s Halloween season, the Vault crew bring you an unprecedented THIRD EPISODE this month! This time your hosts have crafted THREE HOMEMADE HORROR STORIES presented for the first time here! BOW before “The Hair Metal Hero Versus The BITCHIN’ VIXEN From The Sunset Strip”, QUIVER IN TERROR after hearing Luke Jaconetti’s “The Reflected Nightmare” and DISCRETELY SOIL YOURSELF to The Chris Keeper’s “Gringo” ! Keep listening to Two True Freaks, because HALLOWEEN AIN’T OVER UNTIL THE WOLFMAN GET’S KICKED IN THE ‘NARDS!
1 hr
October 23, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 13 - Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein
MORE HALLOWEEN MADNESS! Yes, we're BACK AGAIN with YET ANOTHER Halloween treat - Bud Abbott And Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein, a horror comedy classic! Chris, Luke and The Hair Metal Hero have been putting in overtime this month in honor of the holiday and THEY AREN'T DONE YET! EXPECT MORE HALLOWEEN HIJINKS BEFORE OCTOBER ENDS!!
1 hr 11 min