Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

IT’S A DYSTOPIA DOUBLE FEATURE! Join The Chris-Keeper and L Jacone as they talk about Escape From New York and it’s sequel Escape From LA! It’s a feast of action, one-liners and character actors! Anyone got a smoke?

This month, Luke, The Hair-Metal Hero, and the Chris-Keeper hop aboard the Pork Chop Express and head over to Little China to “stir the pot”! This movie has a little bit of every flavor thrown into a big, old WOK OF FUN! Catchphrases? Did someone say “catchphrases”? This is the movie that practically invented them! And how does Alice Cooper figure into all of this?! Sit back, put your headphones on and if you pray your cards light, you may rive to tere about it!

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES – LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST, OR EAT THIS GARBAGE CAN!

In this latest installment of our John Carpenter retrospective we take a look through a Hoffman Lens at THEY LIVE. Of course, this movie is a MASTERPIECE! Join L Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, The Chris-Keeper and special guest Mike Cross as they tangent into wrestling, chew bubblegum AND kick ass. “Classy” Freddy Blassie even makes an appearance! Stick around after the credits for a little extra “somethin’-somethin'”!

In this latest installment of our John Carpenter retrospective we take a look at The Fog, Carpenter’s follow-up to Halloween. This is a fun one for Chris, since he has never seen it before. This film has it all – murderous lepers, stories around a campfire, Jamie Lee Curtis, Adrianne Barbeau, Janet Leigh, John Houseman, a drunken Hal Holbrook, a creepy lighthouse, haunted coins, revenge and did I mention Jamie Lee Curtis and Adrianne Barbeau?

In this installment of VOSMHTOT The Chris-Keeper, Hair Metal Hero and L. Jacone take up the topic of everyone’s favorite pissed off Plymouth Fury – CHRISTINE! It’s a hellish collaboration between horror masters John Carpenter and Stephen King! It’s 50’s nostalgia in an 80’s movie set in the 70’s! So buckle up, shitters, it’s going to be a BUMPY RIDE!