Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

In this volume of VOSMHTOT The Chris-Keeper and L. Jacone crack open John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth Of Madness” where the horror master takes a few pages from his favorite anguished authors! This completes the circle of Carpenter’s APOCALYPSE TRILOGY, thus opening the dimensional gate for the OLD ONES. “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!” YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!

In a SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE your intrepid horror hosts read you THREE HALLOWEEN TALES OF TERROR! First off, Chris reads “The Open Window” by Saki, one of his favorite short stories of all time. Next up, we have a completely ORIGINAL OFFERING! “Spiders” written and read by Chris Tyler, our own Hair Metal Hero! Finally, Luke Jaconetti reads the H.P. Lovecraft masterpiece, “Pickman’s Model”! Props to Luke for suggesting the idea for this episode! So turn out the lights, lock the door, put on your headphones and “enjoy”!

WELCOME, MONSTER MONGERS! Welcome to the SECOND GRUE-GORGED episode of The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month, myself, the CHRIS-KEEPER am joined by Chris Tyler (the HAIR METAL HERO) and Luke Jaconetti (LJacone) as we continue our retrospective of MASTER FILMMAKER John Carpenter with a double feature of the 1951 Howard Hawks produced “The Thing From Another World” and the 1982 Carpenter remake, “The Thing”. You WILL get WET on this ride!!

WELCOME, FEAR FREAKS! Two True Freaks is proud to launch their new horror show, The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month, myself, the CHRIS-KEEPER am joined by Chris Tyler (the HAIR METAL HERO) and Luke Jaconetti (LJacone) as we begin our retrospective of GRUE-MONGER John Carpenter by taking a bite out of one of his more under-appreciated films, Prince Of Darkness! Satan in a bottle, Donald Pleasance, Alice Cooper and a zillion roaches and grubs – HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!