Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks episodes

October 23, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 13 – Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein
MORE HALLOWEEN MADNESS! Yes, we’re BACK AGAIN with YET ANOTHER Halloween treat – Bud Abbott And Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein, a horror comedy classic! Chris, Luke and The Hair Metal Hero have been putting in overtime this month in honor of the holiday and THEY AREN’T DONE YET! EXPECT MORE HALLOWEEN HIJINKS BEFORE OCTOBER ENDS!!
1 hr 11 min
October 18, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 12 - Vampires
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they bemoan the current state of wimpy vampire movies (you know who we're talking about) and present a REAL MAN'S VAMPIRE STORY - John Carpenter's Vampires! These vampires don't SPARKLE in sunlight, they burst into freakin' flames and fry like the evil Hellspawn that they are. They don't stalk and romance teenage girls, they BISECT AND CONSUME FULL-GROWN HOOKERS LIKE CORN-DOGS. THOSE are VAMPIRES, my friend. Got wood yet?
1 hr 11 min
October 18, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 12 – Vampires
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they bemoan the current state of wimpy vampire movies (you know who we’re talking about) and present a REAL MAN’S VAMPIRE STORY – John Carpenter’s Vampires! These vampires don’t SPARKLE in sunlight, they burst into freakin’ flames and fry like the evil Hellspawn that they are. They don’t stalk and romance teenage girls, they BISECT AND CONSUME FULL-GROWN HOOKERS LIKE CORN-DOGS. THOSE are VAMPIRES, my friend. Got wood yet?
1 hr 10 min
September 02, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 11 - Village Of The Damned
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they have a go at John Carpenter's critical and financial flop - his remake of Village Of The Damned! Is it really that terrible? How bad can it be if it has Mark Hamill and Christopher Reeve in it? Listen and find out! Also, visits from Scandanavian Death Metal band Burzum, The Moody Blues, Willie Nelson, I-Ron Butterfly and THE DREADED MOLESTER-BOT! Also, Luke wins the First Concert contest.
1 hr 11 min
September 02, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 11 - Village Of The Damned
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they have a go at John Carpenter's critical and financial flop - his remake of Village Of The Damned! Is it really that terrible? How bad can it be if it has Mark Hamill and Christopher Reeve in it? Listen and find out! Also, visits from Scandanavian Death Metal band Burzum, The Moody Blues, Willie Nelson, I-Ron Butterfly and THE DREADED MOLESTER-BOT! Also, Luke wins the First Concert contest.
1 hr 11 min
September 02, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 11 – Village Of The Damned
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they have a go at John Carpenter’s critical and financial flop – his remake of Village Of The Damned! Is it really that terrible? How bad can it be if it has Mark Hamill and Christopher Reeve in it? Listen and find out! Also, visits from Scandanavian Death Metal band Burzum, The Moody Blues, Willie Nelson, I-Ron Butterfly and THE DREADED MOLESTER-BOT! Also, Luke wins the First Concert contest.
1 hr 10 min
July 16, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 10 - Assault On Precinct 13
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they dissect John Carpenter's prototype early film, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13! It's Rio Bravo meets Night Of The Living Dead in this cops under siege classic! Anyone got a smoke?
1 hr 11 min
July 16, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 10 – Assault On Precinct 13
Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they dissect John Carpenter’s prototype early film, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13! It’s Rio Bravo meets Night Of The Living Dead in this cops under siege classic! Anyone got a smoke?
1 hr 10 min
June 08, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 9 - Escape From NY/LA
IT'S A DYSTOPIA DOUBLE FEATURE! Join The Chris-Keeper and L Jacone as they talk about Escape From New York and it's sequel Escape From LA! It's a feast of action, one-liners and character actors! Anyone got a smoke?
1 hr 31 min
June 08, 2011 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 9 - Escape From NY/LA
IT'S A DYSTOPIA DOUBLE FEATURE! Join The Chris-Keeper and L Jacone as they talk about Escape From New York and it's sequel Escape From LA! It's a feast of action, one-liners and character actors! Anyone got a smoke?
1 hr 31 min