Vectormen Podcast

AKA A Golden F**king Well-Oiled Machine

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

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“OKAY” bt 13ounce; please support the original artist here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkrpMJP4E-8&ab_channel=AudioLibrary%E2%80%94Musicforcontentcreators

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Fools

00:01:05 – Follow-Up (Slunky,  Ubisoft’s The Undivisioned, Dutch Christians)

00:05:36 – Tenuous Question: At What Point Do You Consider Busting Out the Guide?

00:15:37 – Lawrence begins ‘Game Dev Cubbyhole’

00:26:34 – Lee: “Danganronpa 2 is the Metal Gear Solid 2 of Visual Novels.”

00:45:05 – Lee watches Assassination Classroom

00:52:53 – News: Get Hype for the Disinterred Corpse of LucasArts

00:56:23 – News: MachineGames helm new Indiana Jones game

00:58:52 – News: NEver, Jane

01:02:41 – News: Cra-zy Man Jo sef Fares is at it again!

01:04:26 – News: Magfest Board Resign / Capcom Cup Fears The Thing

01:07:15 – News: CDPR “Vewy Sowwy”, unless you’re their QA department

01:13:39 – Lee plays Frogger in Toy Town

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Vectormen, held together by Positive Thinking and Rubber Bands

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – 2020: A Year of Movement

00:00:53 – Follow-Up (Welcome Back, 2020 Ranked, Divide by 10, KEANU, Hard Maths, Winchester House)

00:05:56 – Lawrence completes Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines

00:26:46 – Lawrence watches Tokyo Godfathers3

00:33:51 – Lee talks The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening and ‘The Rally Zone’

00:56:18 – News: The PogChamp Debacle

00:59:58 – News: AGDQ 2021 was, as usual, very good

01:05:42 – News: The Crown Prince’s KOFXV announced

01:07:02 – News: MAGfest #Cancelled

01:07:40 – News: Adobe ends Flash Support, Ending an Era

01:11:41 – News: Hitman III VR trailer will get us sent to fun jail

01:15:38 – 2nd Favourite Links

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Links:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcOd82Q6-oU&ab_channel=GamesDoneQuick

^ Blindfolded SM64 Speedrun by Bubzia

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AKA Turkey Torpor

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Speaking in Tongues

00:01:45 – Follow-Up (No New Theme, No New Content, Bad Reading Habits)

00:08:55 – Lawrence plays Monopoly: Cheaters Edition

00:25:28 – Lawrence plays Carcassonne

00:31:27 – Lee’s Top 5 Thoughts on Cyberpunk 2077’s first 10 hours

----- 00:35:31 – 1) Glitches

----- 00:44:12 – 2) Best Friends

----- 00:51:48 – Q / Does it feel like a Gibson Novel?

----- 00:55:17 – 3) Railroading

----- 01:03:49 – 4) Recycling Bins

----- 01:13:19 – 5) Fantasy

01:34:07 – News: Digital Extremes *CrUSh--**HDS*AHSD?////--EXTREMELY FLOURISHING WITHIN THE SHINING BEACON OF THE PEOPLE’S PARTY

01:37:24 – News: Nintendo Wish Only to Knock & Talk

01:44:18 – New Mic / Santa’s Secret

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Links:

https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/cyberpunk-2077-trees-glitch-what-can-fix

^ Tree / Foliage Glitch in Cyberpunk

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyberpunk/comments/930r37/cool_future/

^ Wow, Cool Future

https://torrentfreak.com/nintendo-conducted-invasive-surveillance-operation-against-homebrew-hacker-201223/

^ Nintendo’s surveillance documents report

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From the earliest jerk, we ride Across the finish line of life with our callused nub of a dick, bracing through the BA to reach the PA and true Ludonarrative Resonance.

Merry Christmas from your pals at Vectormen Podcast!

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Vectormen Podcast Christmas Special 2020

00:01:05 – Follow-Up (Fire Emblem 1990, Cecil, Oasis in Water, Big Chris Speaks, Year End Games Update)

00:04:47 – Tenuous Question: Death Statistics

00:18:24 – Lawrence plays Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

00:34:59 – Lee hits the wall of Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light

00:43:05 – Lee completes The Witcher: Enhanced Edition

01:30:29 – News: Nintendo Indie World round-up

01:34:32 – News: Condolences to Codemasters / Fantasy World Dizzy Re-Make

01:36:21 – News: CD:PR // 6 Ways to Recklessly Cash Chits (Devotion Pull, PlayStation Refund Debacle, Hoodwinking Sony, Programmer Mutiny, Billion Stock Plummet & The Class Action Lawsuit)

01:46:24 - News: Monster Hunter Movie loses its target audience

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Wooper AKA Nomura’s Wank Material

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Wooper’s Song

00:00:28 – Follow-Up (Oscars Penitence, Porn Pivots, Unpleasant Sounds and 102 Games of 2020 - a revision)

00:04:16 – Lawrence finishes Miles Edgeworth Investigations; plays Princess Remedy and Familiars

00:19:24 – Lee plays Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light (plus conversations on Nintendo’s awful practices, JRPGs and Dark Souls Easy Mode)

00:46:22 – News: Talking The Game Awards

01:13:31 – News: Cyberpunk 1066 has a bad week / CDPR must change their no good ways

01:22:50 – News: A Quick Trio of Delays

01:23:21 – News: Nintendo Suck

01:29:11 – Wooper Wipeout

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“Incels are the Hollows of Real Life,” - Lawrence, Vectormen Podcast, 2020.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – The Dark Souls / Tim Rogers Episode

00:00:41 – The Narutard Accusation: A Conclusion

00:04:22 – Persona 5 Scramble Goes West / VGA Chat

00:09:10 – Homework: Lee watches Tim Rogers’ / Action Button’s review of DOOM

00:15:12 – Tenuous Question: “Have you ever been a gaming poser?”

00:43:02 – Lawrence plays Stories Untold

00:50:14 – Dark Souls Cubbyhole concludes for 2020

01:38:17 – News: Your Dad, Kratos, is in Fortnite

01:39:38 – News: Metal Gear Solid film threatens to be real / MGS inspires MH

01:42:09 – News: Naughty Dog Directed by Neil Druckmann

01:43:15 – News: Twitch removes Blind Playthrough tag

01:44:49 – News: Dungeons and Destiny

01:48:37 – News: Nintendo Suck

01:50:51 – 102 Games of the Year, Ranked - a proposal

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Links:

https://kotaku.com/persona-5-strikers-comes-west-on-february-23-with-a-su-1845807825 Persona 5 Strikers news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38zduHkwGcc&t=4312s&ab_channel=ActionButton Action Button’s Doom review

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1qt-5Z6rxlbKBv0I3mNASfKRB_ttVSGB3 Dungeons & Destiny

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AKA: “A Pre-Sprayed Mind”, “Brand: Nightmare”, “The Cross-Media Void”, “Shock of all Shocks”, “Join the Choir Invisible”, “The Most Amount of Porn”, “Fresh Eyes and a Glass of Water”, etc,etc.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

Huraka Kanata originally performed by Asian Kung-Fu Generation; MIDI arrangement by unknown but here’s the link on MIDI101: http://www.midis101.com/free_midi/94501/Asian_Kungfu_Generation_Haruka_kanata 

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Segments:

00:00:00 –.A Waste of Precious Time

00:00:33 – Lee gets into Magic the Gathering; Lawrence recounts his flings

00:12:31 – Follow-Up: Fan artists punish Alex Hutchinson / New Jingle / Contextless KH / Narutard Lee / Vectormen Live Plug

00:17:21 – Lawrence plays Ace Attorney: Mile Edgeworth Investigations

00:35:31 – Lawrence ‘plays’ an audio escape room 

00:39:10 – Lee struggles to explain what he didn’t like about Lovecraft Country

00:56:33 – Lee returns to games you can play while listening to audiobooks, talks Civilization VI, Differently Morphous and The Corrections

01:04:05 – Lawrence performs Haruka Kanata

01:04:38 – News: Cave Story Engine 2 fangame DMCA’d

01:09:02 – News: New The World Ends With You

01:13:20 – News: SNK marries billionaire Saudi prince

01:14:31 – News: Gorillaz leak upcoming GTA V content (?)

01:18:14 – News: Avengers Falls Short

01:22:49 – News: Masahiro Sakurai likes the PS5

01:26:19 – News: Monster Hunter x Monster Hunter

01:29:24 – News: ‘Fenyx Immortal: Sleep Horny’ DLC looks surprisingly good

01:31:38 – News: Cyberpunk 1066 now delaying OTHER games // The Mech Game Talk

01:35:42 – Lawrence and the Three Hour DOOM review

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Links:

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/11/26/nicalis-issue-dmca-takedowns-against-cave-story-fangame/#more-918687 Cave Story fangame DMCA

https://kotaku.com/marvels-avengers-didnt-sell-as-expected-says-square-en-1845763877 Bad Avengers

https://kotaku.com/play-as-milla-jovovichs-character-in-monster-hunter-wo-1845753973 Milla Jovovich in Monster Hunter World

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/mechwarrior-5-steam-release-delayed-to-2021-to-avoid-cyberpunk-2077-clash/1100-6484937/ Mechwarrior 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38zduHkwGcc Action Button reviews DOOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwP6uuYOWo PSA from Woolie VS

https://twitter.com/nocontextkh?s=21 No Context Kingdom Hearts

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We are the modern Socrates; high up in the Vectorm(e)n Head Canon

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 –.A Dramatic New Segment Emerges

00:00:51 – The Vectormen Tenuous Question: Comfort Games

00:21:09 – Follow-Up: Persona Scrambling / XIII outsells XIII / Winchester House / McMahon’s Quads

00:29:04 – Vectormen Live Plug (Pokemon Shield)

00:30:31 – Tales from the Vectormen Head Canon

00:33:35 – Lawrence talks Crowntakers

00:46:51 – Lawrence talks No Time to Explain

00:54:39 – Dark Souls Corner-er-I-mean-Cubbyhole

01:01:48 – Lee beats Hades

01:09:59 – News: Twitch gets degrees shadier with DMCAs and MonsterCat Gold

01:14:33 – News: Evangelion Rebuild hits 4.0

01:19:39 – News: Kishimoto steps in on Boruto

01:24:13 – News: Tim Sweeney of Epic Games has a dream

01:26:34 – News: Next-Gen Technical Blunders

01:29:33 – News: Australia bans Hentai

01:31:14 – News: “Galactus threatens Fortnite's Very Existence Next Month!”

01:32:57 –  Quickfire News: IO making James Bond game / Neil Druckmann hired for TV / Tetsuya Nomura on Infinite Earths

01:37:39 – News: Nintendo get their oily mitts on The Big House; get emulation panicky

01:42:41 – Ripe Pairs

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Links:

https://kotaku.com/streamers-baffled-by-new-twitch-option-to-buy-affiliate-1845699128 - Twitch Monstercat

https://kotaku.com/sorry-tim-sweeney-but-no-absolutely-not-1845708938

Tim Sweeney’s guff

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/persona-5-scramble-listed-for-2021-english-release-at-asian-retailers/

Persona 5 scramble still on the cards?

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/ps5s-sony-branding-is-off-center-on-the-dualsense-controller/1100-6484695/

PS5’s alignment issues

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Featuring our first guest, Muir Dragonne (@MuirDragonne; twitch.tv/muirdragonne).

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 –.Our First Intro Segment

00:00:47 – Follow-Up: Ubisoft Employee Bashing Special

00:04:30 – twitch.tv/MuirDragonne Plug

00:12:32 – Lawrence plays (the rest of) Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

00:25:49 – Lawrence plays Minit

00:30:00 – Muir talks 7 Days to Die, Generation Zero, Graveyard Keeper and Jewel Match Solitaire 2

00:41:45 – Muir creates wacky Sims 4 scenario out of slimeball politicians

00:47:14 – Lee plays Chinese Room staples Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, Dear Esther and Gone 2 Rapture

01:10:07 – Lee, Lawrence and Muir talk favourite Walking Simulators

01:21:13 – News: PS4 gets remote play, blowing the controller conspiracy wide open

01:23:30 – News: CODBLOPSCW gets non-binary characters, slight reprieve from chastisement

01:24:29 – News: Friday the 13th’s dedicated servers slashed

01:27:35 – News: Cyberpunk 1066 gets deeply necessary teeth and nail customisers

01:29:21 – News: Ubisoft Montreal gets swatted, Vectormen chastise Twitter

01:30:57 – News: Ubisoft ousts TERF from Watch Dogs Legion, swiftly followed by Fish Beats Pokemon

01:33:11 – News: Lil Nas X hosts Roblox gig, which is both cool and hip

01:34:37 – Cool Animal News: You Can Pet the Cat in Spider-Man: Miles Morales / Fall Guys get Hot Honkin’ Goose Action

01:36:05 – News: Yakuza Producer wants to take a spin at Sonic; Vectormen read between the lines / Also Kiryu the good boy

01:38:31 – News: Destiny gets an official cookbook, is more charming and hilarious than it has any right ot be

01:42:19 – News: Atlus Triple Bill

01:44:30 – News: XIII remake a hot mess / Xbox eyes the East once more

01:48:24 – News: We had it all wrong about the Xbox Series Xbox Series Sbox

01:49:25 – News: Nioh Collection Announced, confirming this series receives care

01:50:51 – News: Adventure Time Rolls On!

01:54:39 – News: Demon’s Souls removes best feline

01:57:06 – News: Twitch’s DMCA cofefe

02:01:39 - Our First Outro Segment

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Links:

https://twitter.com/MuirDragonne/status/1322936745386741760 - Muir’s Sims 4 experiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtu0D0jfIaE&t=7s&ab_channel=%E3%82%80%E3%81%A6%E3%81%8D%E3%81%BE%E3%82%8B%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93%E3%81%AD%E3%82%8B-MutekimaruChannel- Fish beats Pokemon

https://bungiestore.com/products/coming-soon-destiny-the-official-cookbook The Official Destiny Cookbook

https://pixelatedprovisions.com/2020/09/22/raft-coconut-chicken/ Raft Cooking

https://twitter.com/IronPineapple_/status/1327198472370589696 Old vs New Cat Ring

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We have all braced for the inevitable Vision of ‘Big Chris’.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – All Saint Ghouls Day

00:01:41 – Vectormen Live Plug (Outlast Marathon)

00:11:32 – Lee finishes Danganronpa

00:30:36 – Lawrence plays (some of) Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

00:48:58 – Lawrence talks Among Us sky map

00:50:38 – Vectormen talk Pink Floyd

00:58:49 – News: Netflix Assassin’s Creed show announced

01:01:42 – News: Cyberpunk 1066 delayed forever

01:03:46 – News: Terry Bogard gets handsy

01:06:22 – News: Tomb Raider Movie 2 delayed (also: exists) / Games cause Embarrassment

01:10:42 – News: Into the Spider-Verse is really good

01:14:11 – News: Nintendo Direct

01:17:36 – News: CODBLOPSCW destroys hard drives

01:19:16 – News: Sony set to buy Crunchyroll

01:20:18 – News: Don’t take a Fortnite to go to the polls / Get Real 2

01:21:55 – News: Elden Ring exists / Daisy Cheesecake / Week Break

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Links:

https://kotaku.com/joe-biden-has-a-fortnite-island-now-1845539140

^Joe Biden Fortnite Island news

https://twitter.com/FGC_Daily/status/1321171915298369536?s=20

^ SNK All Stars Ad

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