Vectormen Podcast

Money for nothing and chicks for free.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects courtesy of voicechanger.io

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Assassin Contradictions

00:00:44 – Vectormen Live Plug (ft. Among Us and Dark Souls Cubbyhole)

00:08:01 – Lawrence finishes Assassin’s Creed Unity and harps on its many, many flaws

00:39:58 – Maria sees through the Ubisoft Sandbox design immediately

00:49:25 – Lee recommends Sid Meier’s 'Memoir!', goes on tirade about life choices

01:06:44 – News: PS4 games get a kick up the ass in performance

01:09:16 – News: Stadia Big Boy wants streamers to pay him to stream

01:11:42 – News: PS5 is a big quiet boy

01:16:52 – News: Golden Axed

01:20:18 – News: NBA 2K21 /2K is just the worst

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Making in-roads to the potential of a knot; one where you may spend your Arno Points.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects courtesy of voicechanger.io

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Coffee Demons.

00:01:15 – Follow-Up: Xbox Controllers burn Lee’s skin

00:02:58 – Follow-Up: Caveats in Monster Dates

00:04:25 – Follow-Up: Finding the Positive in Bad Stories - CD:PR Craunch

00:11:54 – Vectormen Live Plug (Jackbox Party Pack 7 Edition)

00:17:25 – Lawrence continues wrestling Crystal Lizards with Armello

00:19:57 – Lawrence plays Assassin’s Creed Unity in French, has superior experience

00:40:15 – Dark Souls Cubbyhole (Gay for Solaire)

00:46:06 – Witcher Cubbyhole (Retro Jank Paranoia)

01:02:48 – Lee plays Hades, which closes the loop

01:11:06 – News: Level-5 bids au revoir to L’États Unis

01:13:36 – News: Sony causes tinfoil hats to crinkle with audio recordings

01:21:11 – News: Lawrence sours on this whole Paul W S Anderson thing

01:26:23 – Resident Evil Vendetta’s dumbest fight

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CD:PR verification https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1316384649577402368

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Become one with the Brain Worm...

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects courtesy of voicechanger.io

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Filling Dark Souls with Light.

00:01:21 – Follow-Up (Indivisible Cut Loose, Joy-Con Class Action, Luftrausers Demake and Baldur’s Gate 3’s Amalgam)

00:08:56 – Lawrence catches up with the Among Us zeitgeist

00:17:21 – Lawrence plays Armello

00:26:00 – Lee recommends A Short Hike

00:30:23 – Crash 4 and the Totems of Nostalgia

00:53:29 – 7 Stray Thoughts on Resident Evil 7

01:21:14 – News: Guitar Hero: Van Halen star Eddie Van Halen has died

01:26:24 – News: Rambo readies for Kombat

01:30:27 – News: PS5 backwards compatibility not too shabs after all

01:32:37 – News: Xs and Os Universalised

01:34:40 – News: Amazon’s Crucible canned

01:38:21 – News: Epic v Apple not too Epic / Xbox Getting Away with it / Phil Spencter

01:44:41 – News: The Watch looks bad

01:49:27 – News: FIFA 2/10

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The Baldur’s Gate Amalgam: https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2020-10-10-were-not-making-particularly-exciting-baldurs-gate-3-characters

Armello Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DIV8Hwy4n0&ab_channel=LeagueofGeeks

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“I’m not going anywhere, bitches. Peace out.” - Yves Guillemot, from apology video for Hyper Scapes.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

Music by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects courtesy of voicechanger.io

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Accents.

00:00:44 – #AtlanticSC Plug

00:03:50 – ContentTracker, “Vectorpeople” and the cost of success

00:06:45 – Twitch Plug, Lee gets Cancelled

00:11:20 – Lawrence plays a Vlambeer double bill (Luftrausers & Nuclear Throne)

00:19:57 – Lawrence returns to Baba is You

00:23:29 – Lee uses Time Machine to erase most of his week, leaving on Dragon Ball Super

00:44:18 – News: Smash Bros gets Minecraft

00:56:08 – News: Criterion back on Need for Speed, we’re very late to this

01:01:58 – News: Cyberpunk 1066 Crunches Down

01:03:43 – News: Ubisoft fixing Hyper Scapes

01:06:55 – News: Vince McMann clamps down on streams, so we laugh about the quad busting story

01:12:45 – Out of news fast… err… HOT TWEETS

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The problem really is that Lawrence just cares too much.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

“Vectormen Theme” by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects courtesy of voicechanger.io

Text-to-speech by Text2Speech.org

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Uh-oh.

00:00:36 – Follow-Up / Twitch Plug

00:04:42 – Vectormen Solve the Weekly Dilemna

00:06:25 – Lawrence beats Tyranny

00:20:39 – Lawrence diversifies future portfolio / commits to Pig Machines

00:22:49 – Dark Souls Cubbyhole (Lee bests Sen’s Funhouse, goes to Anor Londo)

00:42:35 – The Witcher Cubbyhole #2 (A Discussion on Fast Travel in Games)

01:06:28 – News: Nier Replicant invites the Great Ouroboros Brain Worm

01:11:22 – News: The Prophecy Begins: Sega to produce Yakuza movie

01:13:14 – News: Future Club emerges from the ashes of Lab Zero

01:15:21 – News: Lawrence giveth, Lawrence taketh away; Michel Ancel’s a jerk

01:16:55 – News: Microsoft acquires Zenimax

01:25:41 – News: Baba is You saves Vectormen from misery

01:28:41 – 100% less 100%

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Listen to how the sausage gets unmade and tangled in stuff.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

“Vectormen Theme” by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects curtesy of voicechanger.io

Text-to-speech by Text2Speech.org

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Lee hates the word gaming

00:01:00 – Follow-Up: Lawrence, the great rememberer, The Great Marmite War and Tholen-senpai notices Vectormen Podcast

00:02:41 – Lee plugs Vectormen Live, our twitch channel; promptly ripped to shreds for being a meandering drunk and a poor show

00:06:07 – Lawrence plays Tyranny, Pt. 2

00:14:00 – Undertale 5th Anniversary discussion (and just Undertale gushing in general)

00:22:38 – Lee watches Beastars, the thirstiest show there ever was

00:34:59 – Lee misses the vibe on Dragon Quest XI (also talks about that creeping sensation that you’re not enjoying a game the right amount)

00:53:14 – News: Michel Ancel retires (+Metal Crusher intro)

00:56:00 – News: the DS dynasty ends with 3DS

00:58:18 – News: Brain your friends with NVidia

01:00:30 – PS5 Showcase Spectacular Intro + PS Plus Collection Talk

01:05:00 – Final Fantasy XVI shows us more sensible haircuts, wrestles Tetsuya Nomura from the reigns he never actually wanted

01:07:01 – Hogwarts Legacy and the TERF who lived

01:10:23 – CODBLOPSCW and “Alphas” / Crash Bandicoot 4’s preorder demo

01:14:52 – Resident Evil 8 VILLAGE and coming up with Resident Evil 9’s title

01:20:20 – DEATHLOOP

01:21:55 – Abe Never Dies

01:23:09 – Respect to FNAF

01:26:00 – Demon’s Souls

01:29:36 – Gods of Wars

01:31:15 – Playstation 5’s Price

01:36:25 – News: New Amnesia Gives Hope

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Take Your Fenyx and Sleep Horny.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

“Vectormen Theme” by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects curtesy of voicechanger.io

Text-to-speech by Text2Speech.org

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Gay ASMR

00:01:05 – Follow-Up: 1999

00:03:12 – News: Xbox Series Xbox S, Gamepass Gets EA Play, etc

00:10:33 – News: Ubi-Soft Forward Despite Everyone Suggesting They Maybe Don’t

00:23:51 – News: Crash character gets furries in a flurry

00:26:08 – We Have To Stop With These Pressers

00:28:36 – Lawrence talks Tyranny, Vectormen continue to cover Obsidian like they’re being paid to

00:49:00 – Lee talks Hypnospace Outlaw (plus Lawrence talks Hacknet)

01:08:00 – Lee starts new recurring segment, Witcher Cubbyhole!

01:23:45 – Lee talks Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 and being bad at something for two decades

01:33:18 – Deltarune Gives Hope

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Can You Beast the Yeast?

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

“Vectormen Theme” by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects curtesy of voicechanger.io

Text-to-speech by Text2Speech.org

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – Dark Souls does not have Metroidvania Lull

00:02:04 – News/Follow-Up: Lab Zero explodes

00:03:38 – News: Vlambeer disbands

00:05:43 – News: Super Mario Falsified Demand, Wahoo!

00:15:05 – News: Rocket Arena drops to $5 so stop making these

00:19:07 – News: PlayStation Forwards Compatible with a 1-in-1000 chance to give more money

00:24:37 – News: Shenmue: Narrative Edition

00:26:38 – News: Ubi-Soft have the worst PR team in the world / Tom Clancy’s Elite Squad wants us to shoot rioters holy god

00:34:25 – Lawrence finishes Hotel Dusk, skips the New Game +

00:36:38 – Lawrence finishes System Shock 2, continues to play through the entire Western Canon of PC games

00:49:08 – Dark Souls Cubbyhole

00:56:30 – Lee finishes The Outer Worlds, concluding the adventures of Johnny No Mates

01:08:02 – Battle Royales of the Battle Royales – Top 9 BR Games!

01:41:35 – Thank god I grew up with 3D platformers and not… skateboarding games? What the trend after platformers?

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Really channelling that Small Dick Energy rn.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

“Vectormen Theme” by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects curtesy of voicechanger.io

Text-to-speech by Text2Speech.org

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – 3 HOUR PODCAST LET’S GO

00:00:27 – Follow-up: Congratulating Lawrence on a 100% victory / The True Meaning of Exhibitionism

00:04:06 – Lawrence Talks Hotel Dusk: Room 215

00:21:04 – Lee’s Anime Cubbyhole #1

00:44:29 – Lee’s Dark Souls Cubbyhole #TWELVE TWELVE IT’S 100% ALWAYS TWELVE

01:01:55 – Lee Talks The Outer Worlds

01:17:03 – News: Kingdom Hearts Dancing All Night!

01:22:26 – News: CODBLOPSCW

01:31:52 – News: Gamescom trailers (New Dragon Age, Surgeon Simulator, Sam & Max VR, Warhammer dear god help us all, Outrider, Medal of Honour Above and Beyond, Spellbreak, Turrican, Qiwee)

01:50:10 – News: Lawrence brings the Yikes News – Lab Zero Games and being allowed to still support Skullgirls while dreaming of a Lab One.

01:56:40 – Lawrence scrambles to end the show on a positive note, fails spectacularly bringing up Frogware Games’ownership woes

02:00:36 – Lawrence just about scrambles the Yikes News with a small bit of hope for innocent game developers caught up in the Apple v Epic wars

02:02:25 – Scotland Remembers Your Lies

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Strong numbers from Lee, someone oughta hold him to it.

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Hosted by Lee Brady (@leepaulbrady) and Lawrence (@BPR_Lawrence)

“Vectormen Theme” by Lee Brady, created using Beepbox (beepbox.co)

Voice effects curtesy of voicechanger.io

Trailer sting curtesy of Premiumbeat.com

Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor and all good podcast providers (anchor.fm/vectormen)

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Segments:

00:00:00 – [Consume Dingodile]

00:01:04 – Follow-up: Lawrence Never Heard of a Game He Owns / SCP Foundation Homework

00:10:34 – News: Oculus wants your face

00:13:27 – News: Rocksteady forces Warner Bros. Interactive to re-examine that chart…

00:17:38 – News: Nintendo Indie World favourites

00:30:37 – News: Switch, having finished with Wii ports, turns lustful eyes to the Wii

00:31:57 – News: Ripkissanime

00:32:38 – News: King Me, disgusting burger company

00:35:19 – Lawrence talks System Shock: Enhanced Edition

00:48:25 – Lee gets a new PC, swears this wasn’t a planned thing based on last week’s episode

00:52:02 – Lee talks Remnant From The Ashes

00:59:00 – Lee talks Microsoft Flight Simulator

01:03:05 – Lee talks Halo Anniversary

01:14:44 – Dark Souls Cubbyhole

01:23:54 – Lee talks Return of the Obra Dinn, Game Immersion, “Game Tourism”, then goes off the rails, attempts to usurp an already-in-use term with a bad definition and all hell breaks loose

01:48:44 – Secret Messages from Lawrence, most of which would’ve been around min 59 at time of recording

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(https://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/120720/Analysis_The_Psychology_of_Immersion_in_Video_Games.php#:~:text=The%20idea%20is%20just%20that,context%20of%20the%20imaginary%20world) - Game immersion article

(http://vectorpoem.com/tourism/#:~:text=Game%20Tourism%20is%20playing%20a,aesthetics%2C%20storytelling%2C%20and%20atmosphere) - people who don't understand Tourism coining Game Tourism wrong (unbiased show notes opinion)

(https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/games.snapshot/1544/83977-SystemShock.jpg) System Shock's Interface

(https://www.youtube.com/user/bunnyhopshow) Super Bunnyhop's review of System Shock

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