It's been almost 4 months since our last episode. Sooooo strap yourselves in for a longer episode! the boys gotta talk.

John + J are back after almost 5 months. John's down over 100lbs and read some manga. J went to Graveface Records in Chicago.  Self immolation! Israel Vs Palestine! Just another day in Butter Town.

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RIVER of DEATH (1989)

Director: Steve Carver

Writer: Alistair MacLean, Andrew Deutsch, Edward Simpson

Stars: Michael Dudikoff, Donald Pleasence, Robert Vaughn, Herbert Lom

Plot Synopsis: An adventurer (Hamilton) decides to go in search of the lost city in the Amazon jungle. A motley crew of other people with reasons of their own decide to join him for the wealth of the lost city. But to their horror they find out that they have bit off more than they can chew. What with a nazi doctor still doing his experiments on people in the same place.

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In their most recent and mind-boggling episode of "Butter Town," the dynamic duo, Jaysin and John, took their listeners on a journey through the strange and unexpected.

The episode began with Jaysin passionately arguing that the secret to world peace lies in the universal appreciation of synchronized underwater basket weaving. He cited ancient texts, which he may or may not have made up, that purportedly revealed how this unusual craft can bring harmony to the world.

John, on the other hand, insisted that the real key to human evolution was mastering the art of interpretative dance... with squirrels. He claimed that squirrels have been trying to communicate profound truths through dance for eons, and it's up to humanity to decipher their message. To illustrate his point, he broke out in a live interpretative dance with an imaginary squirrel, leaving the audience both awestruck and thoroughly puzzled.

But the hosts didn't stop there. They introduced a groundbreaking segment called "Butter Town Trivia," where they quizzed each other on the most obscure and utterly unrelated facts they could find. Questions ranged from "How many jellybeans fit inside a standard mailbox?" to "What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in a blizzard?"

In an unexpected turn of events, Jaysin decided to share his theory on the true identity of Bigfoot, suggesting that Bigfoot is, in fact, a time-traveling barista from the 23rd century who got lost while delivering coffee to prehistoric humans. His evidence? A blurry photo of Bigfoot holding a coffee cup and a digital rendering of a futuristic coffee shop in a cave.

The podcast reached peak absurdity when they brought in a "professional" dodo bird whisperer as a guest. The guest claimed to have deciphered the lost language of dodo birds and even performed a heartfelt interpretative dance tribute to these extinct creatures.

In the end, the latest "Butter Town" episode left listeners in a state of sheer bewilderment, proving that Jaysin and John are the undisputed champions of off-the-wall discussions and delightfully demented ideas, making their podcast a must-listen for those seeking an adventure in the absurd.

UNEXPECTED BAR MITZVAH (2015)

Director: Chip Rossetti and Donald James Parker

Writer: Donald James Parker

Stars: Glenn Tucker, Rich Swingle, Joyce Swingle

Plot Synopsis: The budding friendship between a Christian boy and his Jewish neighbor causes tension for their respective fathers. Hilarity ensues.

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In the latest episode of the wildly unpredictable podcast "Butter Town," hosts Jaysin and John embarked on an eccentric audio journey that left listeners scratching their heads and wondering if they'd accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe.

The episode kicked off with Jaysin passionately arguing that the moon is actually made of cheese and that NASA has been hiding this dairy-laden secret for decades. Meanwhile, John, armed with a kazoo, attempted to prove that the Bermuda Triangle is just a cosmic disco dance floor for extraterrestrial beings.

Things took a whimsical turn when the hosts decided to conduct a live taste test of their latest invention: "Butter-Flavored Cotton Candy." They claimed it was the ultimate fusion of carnival delight and dairy indulgence. The results were mixed, to say the least, as Jaysin declared it a groundbreaking taste sensation, while John compared it to licking a buttered floor.

Later in the episode, Jaysin and John dived into a passionate debate about whether parallel universes are accessible through hidden portals in the world's public restrooms. They shared anecdotes of flushes that sounded suspiciously like wormholes opening, and John even revealed his "Top 5 Favorite Public Restroom Portals."

The episode reached its bizarre crescendo when the hosts brought in a guest expert—a llama named Larry, who they claimed was an expert in ancient llama hieroglyphics. Larry shared cryptic messages from the distant past, which the hosts interpreted as prophecies of a world where cows rule the stock market and butter is the official currency.

Ultimately, the latest "Butter Town" podcast episode left listeners both entertained and thoroughly bewildered, as Jaysin and John ventured into the far reaches of whimsy, proving once again that no topic is too absurd for their unique brand of audio mayhem.

ELVES (1989)

Director: Jeffrey Mandel

Writer: Jeffrey Mandel, Mike Griffin, Bruce A. Taylor (3 people to write this train wreck)

Stars: Dan Haggerty and a Rubber Doll

Plot Synopsis: A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.

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Prepare yourselves, dear listeners, for a truly bizarre and bewildering journey into the surreal realm of "Dreamy Animal Cinematic Adventures." In this perplexing episode, our hosts dive headfirst into a parallel dimension where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and logic has taken a vacation.

Picture this: sentient pineapples who moonlight as intergalactic detectives, using their tropical charm to solve crimes across the universe. Meanwhile, a colony of sentient rubber ducks engages in philosophical debates about the nature of existence, all while floating atop a sea of butterscotch pudding.

As our hosts navigate this topsy-turvy world, they encounter a tribe of tap-dancing fire hydrants and engage in a heated debate with a rogue toaster who claims to have unlocked the secrets of time travel through gluten-free bread recipes.

But wait, it gets weirder! In a shocking twist, a herd of telepathic squirrels stages a musical rebellion against the tyrannical rule of a talking cheese grater, using interpretive dance as their weapon of choice.

As the episode progresses, our hosts find themselves entangled in a high-stakes game of underwater chess against a masterful sea cucumber, with the fate of the podcasting universe hanging in the balance. Will they emerge victorious, or will they be defeated by the cunning cephalopod strategies of their cucumber opponent?

Join us for an episode that defies explanation, embraces absurdity, and leaves you questioning the very fabric of reality. "Dreamy Animal Cinematic Adventures" – where logic takes a vacation and imagination reigns supreme.

BAG BOY LOVER BOY (2014)

Director: Andres Torres

Writer: Toni Comas and Andres Torres

Stars: Jon Wachter, Theodore Bouloukos, Kathy Biehl

Plot Synopsis: "Bag Boy Lover Boy" follows the lowly life of Albert, an oddball hotdog vendor who is shocked to find himself suddenly becoming the bizarre muse of enigmatic NYC photographer Ivan. But shocks come his way even more so when, amidst his role in Ivan's disturbing photographs for which he poses, Albert finds out just how difficult it is to succeed in the art world, leading him to take some disturbing photographs of his own that suit his very unique - and very limited - skill set.

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FAIR GAME (1986)

Director - Mario Andreacchio

Writer - Rob George

Stars - Cassandra Delaney, Peter Ford, David Sandford

Plot - A young woman running an animal sanctuary in the outback takes her revenge on a trio of kangaroo hunters who terrorized her.

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