Vendor Chronicles

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Join Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain as they sit down with first time guest and long time friend Tyler Hastie! As you've come to expect from Vendor Chronicles the conversations are deep and the laughs are plentiful. LET'S GOOOO!!

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If poignant talk is a Vendor Chronicles trademark, this episode is collecting royalties! From Joe Rogan in the White House, JD Vance in bed with big business and a nod to a certain blue dress with a bit of Bill Clinton on it we cover more politics than a redneck hiding his license plate from flock cameras. Shane the Brain recounts his son chastising him for a recent V.C. episode, Q the Messenger tells about the slimiest lawsuit either has heard of, then BAM!! Words of Wisdom comes in and ties a neat bow on the whole affair. LET'S GOOOOOO!!

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Here it is folks, the infamous PART TWO!!  Q the Messenger gives a rare "peek behind the curtain" as the man behind the legend makes a brief appearance to set the record straight. But don't let the soft start fool you: Q the Messenger quickly regains his mojo and the court jesters are at it again! Laugh along with us, let's gooooo!!

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This thoughtful episode is full of controversial conversations, exceptional exchanges and deep discussion, with a twist at the end. Don't miss this ground breaking episode, Let's Gooooo!!

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This time around the Vendor Chronicles team has one goal: to make you think from a different perspective. First, Q the Messenger wins an argument about pick up lines with the truism that everyone wants to laugh. Shane the Brain explains the difference between homogeneous and androgynous, and Q the Messenger closes the show with real life Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo!!

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Come along for the ride as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain discuss topics like the brutality of Christopher Columbus, the origins of the universe and Charlie Sheen's drug use. Shane the Brain points out curse words in famous songs, Q the Messenger explains how to find a good chinese restaurant then wraps it up with his trademark words of wisdom. Let's gooooo!!

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The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the Messenger takes a solid stance against war, and a solid stance for voter ID. After a lesson in astrology, the wise one comes through yet again with some solid Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo!

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From Seinfeld lines to alien visitations, the stage is set for another amazing episode of Vendor Chronicles! Shane the Brain's son graces the show with its first ever call in, which sparks a conversation about family standards and leads Shane the Brain to ask "what is morality?". They discuss whether this episode has "jumped the shark" or "jumped the couch", then Q the Messenger delivers some poignant Words of Wisdom.  Let's gooooo!!

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Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all problems, Shane the Brain counters and all hell breaks loose from there! From sports gambling to matching wedding jewelry (with a break to talk about their gardens), they cover it all. LET'S GOOOOO!!!

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Brace yourself for this one! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger debate so many different topics that you're bound to find one that pisses you off! Whether it's where to take a first date, who gets the inheritance, exercise and physical fitness or sex versus a relationship, this one goes more places than Greyhound.  Let's gooooo!!

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