Verbal Yeet Machine

Hello all! This episode is really dumb, give it a listen! We try to get spooky and succeed to a certain extent, talk about what kind of Frankenstein we want to be, work out a horny devil deal, and make a sequel to Dolphins. Please send us an email at [email protected] with any questions, comments, or minor concerns. Also, check out shows on The League Of Friendly Jests like A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hello everybody! This week we touch on the All American Rejects/Bionicles fiasco that threw Matt into a fit of rage, different types of Valhalla's, and put our geography skills to the test. Ask us questions by sending them to [email protected] or DM us on Twitter @VerbalYeet. Also, check out shows on The League Of Friendly Jests like Some Story, A Riverdale Runs Through It, and read some articles from Correspondence From The Sunny Side. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Greetings Friends! Thank you for One Thousand Downloads! We could not be more grateful to every single one of you! This episode touches on subjects like Funeral Magicians, How Streets are Long Parking Lots, and What Unlimited Fast Food You Would Want For The Rest Of Your Life! If you want us to give this show structure, send questions to [email protected] and we will answer them all! Also, go check out The League of Friendly Jests! There are some really cool shows like Some Story, and A Riverdale Runs Through it. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hey all! This week we talk about how funny a reverse venom would be, how Arnold Palmers are the ultimate drink for indecisive people, and how the world would be if that fizzy feeling you got in your nose when you burped sometimes happened to your butt! If you would like to ask us questions, send them to [email protected] and we will make sure to answer them on the show! Also, we are part of The League Of Friendly Jests, so go check out shows like Some Story and A Riverdale Runs Thorugh It(coming soon)! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hey there everyone! This week Matt finds out All American Rejects did a song for bionicles and it broke his mind and spirit. Also, we rank the kinkiest insects and talk about how goofy cowboy gang names used to be. If you like our show tell us by sending an email to [email protected] with feedback or questions you would like in the show! Also, we are part of the League of Friendly Jests, so go check out the others shows we have on our website: theleagueoffriendlyjests.com. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hello all! This week we talk about our real-life D&D stats, childhood stuffed animals coming alive and turning into a werewolf that mansplains and nothing else. Make sure to check out A Riverdale Runs Thorugh It, a Riverdale podcasts where Matt's Mom drunkenly explains the show episode by episode. Also, go visit the league of friendly jests and all the shows that they have to offer. Lastly, email us at [email protected] to ask us questions you want to be answered by the dumbest people ever. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

If you were looking for somewhere to turn your ADD/ADHD up to a million then this week's episode is for you! We just sort of ramble for the first 30 minutes and finally get to the show part after that. Some hot points are the pegging hierarchy of Zelda, Pricasso, and his amazing art, movies that made us cry, and what music mashups would ruin people's brains. Overall, the manic energy is through the roof. If you would like to keep us on track, send us questions through [email protected] and we promise to calm down. We are also part of The League Of Friendly Jests, and you should go check out the shows on there. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Welcome back! We are so glad you decided to listen to this show again! We have cursed sandboxes, Time wives, and gun dicks on the docket for this week. If you listen all the way through, you are an absolute trooper, and you deserve a medal. If you would like to submit a question for us to answer, email us at [email protected] . And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Greetings fellow beans! This week's episode talks about the real Punxsutawney Phil, Sex Robots you get prizes out of, and what animals you would want to swap sounds! If you would like to contact us make sure to send us an email at [email protected] and we will put it in the show! Also, we are part of The League Of Friendly Jests so go check out the website and the other cool shows! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hello there everyone! This episode features your great pal who's afraid of his own shadow and will eat your soul, a deadly game of would you rather with lives on the line, and a wich who only sells boba tea of horrid flavors. Email us at [email protected] to get a question answered on the show! Also, check out The League of Friendly Jests to check out other rad shows! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!