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We have all new hosts! Wait, these guys are clowns. GETT'EM OUTTA HERE! WE LIKE THE OLD CLOWNS! Also: Timmy vs. Goofy! Cat Wifi vs. Cleaning Dog! What If Zone! Yzma and Kronk vs. Banjo Kazooie! Hide Your Keys! Swimming vs. Biking! Satchel vs. Bag!

Max joins the boys for the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Wait, when did we get a studio audience? Also: Goose vs. Dipper Pines! Mike Wazowski vs. Beholder! John Wick vs. Rambo! Angelica vs. Tommy! Beyblade vs. Bionicle! Bowser vs. Eggman! Goku vs. Superman!

Tim forged a dwarven sword and threatens to kick some ass. Also: MtG vs. Pokemon vs. Yu-Gi-Oh! XD vs. <3! Florida Man! Madonna vs. Lindonna! Muppet Movies! Tom and Wiley vs. Jerry and Road Runner!

Tommy is out of town scopin' out a new pair of cheeks. Mean while, Jess is here to keep us company! Also: Chowder & Steven vs. Zim & Dexter! Dracula's Plan for Domination! Fight or Flight! Looney Toons vs. Trump! Patrick Bateman vs. Seto Kaiba!

Tommy says we can only speak in statements now, no questions. So, no questions? At all? How does that work? Am I doing it right?? Also: Always Sunny vs. Scooby Doo! Tea vs. Pepsi! Shitema! Manny vs. Phineas! Tim vs. Calamity Ganon!

IT: Chapter 2 is coming in with mixed reviews, but Marcus is really excited for IT: Chapter 3. How have we never heard of this before? Also: Jolly Green Giant vs. Mr. Clean! Vader vs. Palpatine! When It Counts! Friends vs. Seinfeld! Kevin McCallister vs. Fortnite!

Tommy is going back to school! He'll be getting a degree in "Being a Crotchety Old Bitch." I didn't even know that was a BA track, Also: Gir vs. Billy! Great Boss vs. Sith Boss! Florida Man! Mall Ninja vs. Wannabe ROTC! Captain Underpants vs. The Crimson Chin! Winston vs. Magic: The Gathering!

Tommy draws pictures of Marcus and Tim, and boy are they... descriptive. Also: Organization XIII vs. The Akatsuki! Shitema! Milo Thatch vs. Jim Hawkins! Monsters Inc. vs. SVU! Minecraft vs. Fortnight!

Love is in the air, and Marcus has great news. Marcus, Tim, and Tommy are all married! Oh, wait. That wasn't supposed to happen. Whoops! Also: Buff Nerd vs. Jazz Jock! Toilet vs. Bush! Fight or Flight! Catwoman vs. Ghost Rider! Eat with Hands vs. Drink with Spoon! Sex vs. Tik Tok!

The boys read a little fan mail. Well, maybe its hate mail. Definitely mail. Also: Rock'em Sock'em Robots vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos! How to Defeat T-Rex! My Carl Academia! Time Traveling Zombie Apocalypse! Kirby Earns a BA!