A rundown mall at the edge of town seems sparse, but in reality, it is an arming center for the world's hitmen. Welcome to Very Reasonable Pilots Podcast, where your hosts Charles and Jake pitch ideas for the newest and greatest film and TV shows. Meet the owners of the shops and their young workers (who are trying to gain their international hitman membership card) in this mall sitcom where the JC Penny sells armored clothing, the glasses store has optical hacking devices, a size 12 at the shoe store is a 12 gauge, and a pretzel at Auntie Anne's is just a normal pretzel.