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"Honoring military veterans and their service to the country. Alright, brave listeners! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to stand at attention and guess the answer. Stick around for today’s heroic riddle!

1st Joke: Why did the soldier bring a map to the party?

2nd Joke: What do you call a military officer who knows everything?

3rd Joke: Why did the veteran go to art school?

4th Joke: What did the captain say when the bakery ran out of bread?

5th Joke: How do soldiers keep cool in the desert?

Today's Riddle: I symbolize freedom with stars and stripes, but I'm not the night sky. What am I?

Thanks for honoring veterans with us! Come back tomorrow for some soul-warming laughs on Chicken Soup for the Soul Day.

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