Veto The Podcast

The fellas just rolled back into town and they almost all forgot to do their taxes! Although they found a loophole that you are released from all tax liability if you're IN SPACE.

Willy Nelson doesn't pay taxes, so why would we?

It's another episode of Veto The Podcast and, if anything, it's going to TAX your patience!

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This week the fellas venture into Colorado territory with what turns out to be a really horrible wilderness guide and they have to resort to eating each other. But they'll never eat their shoes. FEET GO IN SHOES!

Join us for our review of the 1993 film school project by Trey Parker and Matt Stone that launched the South Park creators' careers. 

It's another episode of Veto The Podcast, where the real treasure was the friends we ate along the way.

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The fellas wake up early to open their Easter baskets and lie about going to Burger King. George becomes belligerent when his text message machine breaks and they all settle down with some tea.

Oh they also teach driving school.

It's Veto The Podcast and it couldn't possibly get any better. 

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The guys are back again and this time they're all going to the dentist. But not because there's anything wrong with their perfect little chompies...because those greedy dental conglomerates just can't keep their greasy paws off the VTP fat stacks.

The guys pop back into their local Subway for a quick sub, and then go to church and really learn more than they thought they would.

It's Veto The Podcast and I'm goin straight to hell, just like my momma said. I'm goin straight to heeellllll.

or the demons who eat teeth will drag you to hell

The fellas showed up again this week and George, as usual, underappreciates how hard it is to lie real good.

Weddings get canceled, people keep pooping in places they aren't supposed to, and bad takes are defended with great care.

It's Veto The Podcast, and we're shitting on literally everything so hide your kids, hide your wife.

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Johnny King joins the bros once again to pop in for a quick McGriddle and McSpresso at their local Subway. 

Join us on this super special episode to find out if #aliens assassinated #JFK. 

Was #covid caused by #chemtrails, or was it created in a lab? 

Is #epstein still alive and living in Denver airport's underground bunker?  

Join us for absolutely complete and definitive answers to these questions and more! Probably.

It's a fresh ep of Veto The Podcast and it's got just as much unearned confidence as your one flat-earther uncle.

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The rabble-rousers are back and they invited their buddy Johnny King to rouse some rabble while Justin makes cool movies and stuff.

Brent rewrites everyone's LinkedIn bios and everyone gets tickets to a porn film festival. Also they learn for the first time that there are porn film festivals.

It's Veto The Podcast, and it's not your granddad's podcast!

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Protein is so 2026 and these cool dudes are already living in 2027 where fiber is cool again. 

The cool dudes (tm) go sledding in Austin, build a snowman, and buy your ex-boyfriend's cologne. 

Did you know there's a service where you can hire people to be so annoying that squatters leave? You do now.

Yeah, you guessed it, we're talking about Veto The Podcast and this week we got snowed in so we tried really hard to do a good job for you.

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The three buds decide to kick back for a relaxing Caribbean vacation to Club Elysium, which is maybe in Jamaica. Oh, also it's 1981. Also, everyone's boobs are out all the time.

ALSO, THERE'S FLYING KILLER PIRANHAS. 

They didn't even know how to spell "piranha" a week ago and now they have to deal with a government conspiracy gone wrong and learn the most expensive way to land a helicopter.

Regulators, mount up, take your tops off, and scuba dive into the latest episode of Veto The Podcast.

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The fellas are back at it this week and their might is tested when 50 Shades Of Grey has a deathmatch with Stephen Curtis Chapman. The guys get some new gigs and yes they are going to be doing some weird onlyfans stuff and also maybe making some tasteful charcoals.

It's Veto The Podcast, and it's actually slightly less offensive than it was last week.

or the demons who eat teeth will drag you to hell