V'Ger Please!

Raise the shields and secure the bulkheads, as Voyager encounters a Class Nine Dick Storm! We review "Message in a Bottle", a critical entry in the show's continuity, which in no way is held back by the presence of NewsRadio's fourth best actor.

What do you do when you are fresh off an episode that, despite all odds, uses one of your token minority character's backgrounds to mature and useful effect? Make "Waking Moments" and turn him into a superpower having Dream Warrior, of course! Join your podcast heroes as they cope with this baffling turn into our Dream Prison except we are awake and hate it.

Celebrate a classic Alpha Quadrant Halloween with your podcast heroes with Voyager's spooookiest episode to date! We review "Mortal Coil", which was supposed to be about Zombie Mom Wildman but turned into a surprisingly deep meditation on Neelix confronting that…there may be no Space Cat God? And Commander Chuck O'Tay is the MVP? Wait, what?

Buckle up and prepare to fly into the danger zone this week! Somehow, some way your podcast heroes managed to talk about "Concerning Flight" - an episode about Captian Janeway risking the ship to enjoy some LARP fantasy time with Gimli, Son of Gloin - for an hour. We deserve a medal for this. We are the best and you don't appreciate us enough.

Your podcast heroes dive deep this week into "Random Thoughts", an episode that is either about drug dealing or sweaty Grindr hookups depending on which of the hosts you ask. One thing is for sure though - your view of filthy space cat foreplay will never be the same!

Your podcast heroes reach the thrilling conclusion of "The Year of Hell" and dig deep on the real questions – exactly how time crazy is Space Boddicker? Does character development count in a bottle episode? Is Tom Paris the galaxy's best jailbird? Most importantly, when will Janeway blow the ship up?

Your podcast heroes ride the space-time shockwave into "Year of Hell, Part 1" and begin their epic discussion on what many belive to be Voyager's best episodes. When a angry timelord Space Boddicker tries to give a reality a little nip and tuck, only Voyager can save the day! Can Seven of Nine's amazing Crisis Grooming see the crew through these troubled times?

Listen in wonder as your podcast heroes diset "Scientific Method", featuring the very best abuse of Federation technology for shady workplace hookups you well ever see on Star Trek. Come for the bad romance, stay for the maximum Tuvok sass!

The 24th Century sets new records for terrible parenting as your podcast heroes review "The Raven", the story of Seven of Nine's worst birthday ever. Will her trusty pal Emotional Support Tuvok be able to help her unravel the mystery before the Cleveland Bromars ineffectively attempt to stop them?

Your podcast heroes delve into the depths of "Revulsion", which describes out feelings about Harry/Seven sexytime perfectly. Thankfully there is a much more interesting half of the episode where B'Elanna gets beat up by rogue AI again, but we swear it's cool this time.