V'Ger Please!

Despite the best efforts of a random subspace temporal shard, your podcast heroes watch an episode that is like a game whodunit, except you already know who did it. IT'S THRILLING! More importantly we discuss mayfly space elf power levels, weaponized Vulcan ball stank, and what the show could have been vs. what it is.

Once again your podcast heroes stand divided – but now the tables have turned! Peter calls "Prime Factors" the best episode he has seen so far, but is his love of personal horror blinding him to the weird sex criminal aliens (led by Jeff Goldblum's eastern European cousin) , another obnoxious alien wardrobe, and weak Janeway writing? Can Joseph convince him to see the error of his ways? One thing is for sure though – Harry Kim is never going to get laid in the Delta Quadrant at this rate.

In a V'Ger Please first, Joseph and Peter stand on opposite sides on this week's episode! Was "Emanations" a flawed but still thoughtful episode on faith, or was it terrible schlock garbage that failed to provide the spider monster dungeon crawl is so desperately needed? Two podcasters enter, but only one can leave…keep your Federation Raise Dead scrolls handy for this battle royale!

Much to the regret of your podcast heroes, this week Voyager returned to terrible, terrible form! Listen as Joseph and Peter slog through a miserable attempt at film noir that manages to be the worst kind of bad…painfully boring. Don't worry though; we set a record for curse words by simply trying to describe this week's poorly designed alien races! Come as we enjoy an episode even LaVar Burton couldn't save.

In the nick of time, your podcast heroes get a reprieve with a quality episode to review! Watch as they are amazed by good story structure, excellent performances, and narrative tension! As the hate gets dialed down for a week, Joseph and Peter replace it with long discussions about artificial intelligence, holodeck technology, and the latest in Peter's Replicator Plot Hole Saga.