This week we had a blast from our own past and watched Kick Ass Wrestling: School's Out. What is KAW? It was an early 2000s backyard wrestling promotion put on by high schoolers in Shrewsbury, MA. Two of the premiere wrestlers involved were none other than your hosts KevBot and Topher Hansson, although this episode was before their time. Join us for a shitload of DDTs, an indestructible plywood table, and karaoke machine commentators as we relive the glory days of Kick Ass Wrestling!

Since this is such an ultra rare tape nobody has ever seen outside of Shrewsbury we have digitized it and uploaded it to TouTube for everyone to watch along, just click the link below. We'll see you in the ring! ...and by ring, we mean mattresses laid on the ground covered by a tarp.

WATCH KAW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc3B2kqBSps&t=2s

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It's back to school for the Bandits as they take a wild trip down the bloody locker lined hallways of MONSTER HIGH. Two murderous aliens let Mr. Armageddon on the loose at a high school who kills students one by one while taking a sneak peek at some party hats. They're joined by a gargoyle, mummy, sneaker goblin, condom zombie, giant ball of marajahoobie and computer guy to shoot some hoops with the school's varsity team. If the monsters win it means the end of the world! Throw on those headphones and get ready to be educated at MONSTER HIGH!

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All three Bandits are back together in person with an appointment to see Dr. Alien! A martian disguises itself as a sexy college science teacher and injects glow stick sex juice into a nerd's butt. He transforms from Steve Urkel to Stephan Ur-kel overnight becoming irresistible to women while an alien worm pops out from his scalp just like in FROM BEYOND! It's all a mad science experiment to repopulate an alien race. Get ready for laser guns, LOTS of party hats, 80s new wave sunglasses, Creep-O-Ziods cereal, heavy metal and station wagon burnouts in the sci-fi teen sex comedy hit DR. ALIEN!

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Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time! The Bandits are joined with Sprinkles from Behind the Counter Podcast and @Collection_Therapy to watch the ultimate 90's sports underdog feel-good movie, COOL RUNNINGS! Can John Candy transform a bunch of Jamaicans into an Olympic bobsled team? Toss on those earbuds to find out.

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Finding an Easter special on VHS can be like an egg hunt...but boy did we find the golden (or rotten) egg!

The beloved beer gut buffoon cartoon character Baby Huey is back and this time in his first and only live action home videocassette. And it's a musical...well the second half is. A Las Vegas sleazeball duo and Nazi middle school science teacher are trying to kidnap and exploit Baby Huey (just like in the Sesame Street movie Follow That Bird). It's up to a guy in a giant duck costume to keep breaking things obliviously in order to save Easter! It's a kooky bananas off the rails holiday special that doesn't mention anything about the actual holiday at all. Happy Easter Zombie Jesus, everybody!

WARNING: This episode of the VHS Bandits Podcast is a CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.

This week we watched a film with a title just as long and just as confusing as the movie itself, Secret Adventures: Snap, How to Act like an almost Responsible-Adult. Now with a title like that, you'd probably assume it would be an educational video teaching you how to be more independent. Well, you'd be wrong because it's actually about a talking toaster speaking to a girl who loses children that she's supposed to be babysitting but instead brings them along into her acid trip transforming them into cartoon dogs. Now that's a secret adventure, enjoy!

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Child World and Children's Palace were toy stores back in the 80s and 90s and, unlike Toys R Us, they went bankrupt and out of business before it was cool. This week we watched their promotional tape full of 1990  goodness and a rapping creepazoid named Robo T. in the tape group of kids produce their own TV show which is just a bunch of toy commercials because they're sellouts and have no qualms about compromising their art.

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Sometimes the soundtrack is the best part of a movie. Sometimes it's a lousy movie's saving grace. The Bandits come together to discuss their five (each) favorite songs from VHS-era movies. Wether you're raking leaves on an October day or just vegging out on the sofa these 15 tunes will make you laugh, cry and scream from horror to action to sex comedy. 

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Check out KevBot's new podcast Wrassle Flicks!

The VHS Bandits have seen the future and it isn't real... It's Virtual, but also still real. Real enough anyway for Belly, I mean, Billy Blanks to kick some ass. It's up to him and also some other dude, and also a Sonya Blade rip off, to defeat the evil Virtual Arts Academy, the subsidiary of ITT Tech where the students master in becoming virtual (but also real) assassins! There's even a video game based on the film. So pop in the tape/floppy disk/cartridge with us and Expect No Mercy!

Check out KevBot and Sully's new podcast Wrassle Flicks coming soon!

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It's a post-Y2K world where anything can happen. Most notably, a government experiment gone wrong creating a genetically enhanced "every-snake" killer python! Casper Van Dien plays a southern bell who is the leader of the Snake Patrol Unit of the U.S. Military and will stop at nothing to destroy this reptile of unusual size. Robert Englund is a snake doctor who will also stop at nothing to destroy this reptile of unusual size. Some other dude plays a chemical plant owner/extreme BMX biker who will also... you get it. Join as we watch this Ginanimal of a film, Python!

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