Video Death Loop

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Hey everyone! Video Death Loop is still in between seasons, but we wanted to give you an update on how everything is going! One could say it’s a loop of some sorts, if you consider the typical conversation between Aaron and John a loop. It takes us mere moments to lose focus on the bigger picture and talk about the topic everyone has been wanting to know about: PODCAST SHEDS. Also in this episode: We’re bad at locating where Stella Artois originated, Playstation 1-era features in video games and something about what we’ve been doing to prepare for Season 2. It’s all here and more in our shed! I mean podcast! Yes, the latter!

John Hurst hosts this weekend, which is probably one of the endings to Nier: Automata as far as he knows. Aaron Littleton co-hosts, conducting very important experiments with alcohol at the place we’re recording at!

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The first video uploaded to YouTube was on April 23, 2005. You can watch it here. The latest video uploaded to YouTube was whenever you read this sentence, give or take a breath. In Aaron’s case, it was a commercial for an Italian company offering “Tooth Gem” installations on one’s teeth. I tried to find this video so you could understand exactly what we’re dealing with, but instead I found nothing but this:

(“Prayer to the Precious Blood”, coincidentally, is the name of my Slayer cover band that plays exclusively on Sundays.)

Already this “latest” video is lost to humanity… But we tried to save it via this new experimental watching, where watch both the first and latest (at the time) video on loop! The results may save humanity from a fate worse than you think.

EDIT: Aaron here. I found it. Gross.

Also, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: This is the season finale for the the first part of Video Death Loop! We’re taking a short break to work out some recent logistic changes as well as potentially implement some cybernetic enhancements. We’ll keep everyone posted on the new season and you may even seen little things on the feed in the meantime! Keep posted and we’ll do the same. In the meantime, enjoy this week’s episode with a special full version of the Video Death Loop theme afterwards!

Aaron Littleton hosts this week, giving the people of the present a taste of the future! John Hurst co-hosts, keeping meticulous notes on the Mr. Belvedere Extended Universe.

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When you’re a player on any major team, you’re expected to do your fair share of local commercials. It’s a badge of honor, in fact! Being a part of the community– usually through an awkward combination of car commercials and Salsarita meetups– is just how you do things! But only one man has the power to curse in a local commercial and get away with it: Bronson Arroyo, formerly of the Cincinnati Red and currently of the Cincinnati Reds! Come with us to a magical land full of adventure, where commercial directors think that giving a bat to a pitcher is a great idea for their shot and Bronson is totally not reading off of a cue card somewhere in the abyss!

John Hurst hosts this week, taking a break from his multiplayer visual novel games. Aaron Littleton co-hosts, exhausted from having following around Ash Ketchum for many games now.

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Short shorts! Car stunts! Problematic themes!

Yes, The Dukes of Hazzard is an interesting show to think about in 2017. TV legends in their own day, and endlessly referenced and parodied in the subsequent four decades, time has recently been less kind to the eponymous duo. Yup, it looks like them Duke Boys are in trouble again, but this time its for slapping a symbol of slavery on the top of an otherwise sick Dodge Charger.

At least moonshine is legal these days.

Aaron Littleton hosts this week, never meaning no harm. John Hurst co-hosts and half finishes construction projects while waiting on additional pylons.

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In the world of wrestling, appearance is everything. You have to look intimidating. Look strong. Look fast. Look commercial if you’re certain wrestlers that keep getting pushed despite fan reaction. You need the whole package. But what happens when the package unravels itself at your door step and the UPS man gives up and just throws it at the door? Well, you probably got a Shockmaster on your hands. If you are unfamiliar with The Shockmaster and his shiny, sparkly helmet stolen from his 501st Legion roommate prior to DragonCon, then please watch this video. Then come back as we discover the true, shocking story of… THE SHOCKMASTER!

Hey, if it was a good enough line for Sting, it’s a good enough line for me.

John Hurst hosts this week, having forgotten how the English language worked prior to entering the building. Aaron Littleton co-hosts, with vision of construction worker ghosts in his head. If you like the show, don’t forget to rate us on iTunes or wherever you found us!

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No matter how much you try to act like you’re in the movie Goodfellas, you’re just going to look like a color-coordinated bowling team. It’s Pawn Stars! Let’s sell things off screen and then try to find a plot to film before everyone clocks out at five, okay?

Aaron Littleton is your host this week, keeping track of the how old each individual member of Pawn Stars is getting by the second. John Hurst co-hosts, frantically trying to find anything to appease a History channel audience in 23 minute chunks.

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It’s back to the ancient internet this week with a Japanese Chu Chu Rocket commercial, possibly made at 3 AM before the commercial was due for broadcast! It’ll take longer to read this than to watch the commercial! Loop it for yourself! And then come back as we reveal the truth behind the future of our space program. Let’s Dolphin Jet!

John Hurst hosts this week after finalizing NASA’s budget for cats and mice. Aaron Littleton co-hosts, hiding cleverly behind the sound barrier.

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Sometimes you just need to express your angst in the only way possible: By editing together anime music videos to Linkin Park music and putting it up on the internet for all to see. We’ve all been there. One moment you’re browsing through MySpace confused by all these new emotions and the next moment you’re putting all that work into a creative endeavor that will be displayed for all the local anime con to see. And that’s a good thing! You’re being creative and making something happen! But then you delete all evidence of it someone uploads it with a “I do not own this!” 11 years later. Because they will and you will find it again. You may laugh at your younger self, and all of the deep emotion you felt when you added in all those scenes of the main character of Rurouni Kenshin looking at things off screen. But you may also wonder why you didn’t make it to “Been a While” by Staind and base it off of Neon Genesis Evangelion instead. So you open up your video editor again and the cycle begins anew.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week, perfecting his podcast shed to compliment his other podcast shed. John Hurst co-hosts from behind his sweet Windows Movie Maker video setup.

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Guys, it’s the Air Bud movie trailer. If us talking about the trailer to a movie where a dog performs feats many humans cannot do in a celebrated sport does not entice you, I don’t know what else we can do! The dog uses middle school rulebook loopholes and a vast disregard for our entire species’ sports ability in order to give us slick free throws and sick dunks. There’s a clown guy and he’s the bad guy but also may just be an insane person who has a car that does not follow the logic of how cars run? I bet you didn’t know that! I bet you’ve haven’t even watched Air Bud! Prove me wrong, buddy!

John Hurst hosts this week’s episode, attempting to meld together our various podcast slogans into one Frankenstein Monster Podcast Slogan(tm). Aaron Littleton co-hosts and works on his near-perfect Mr. Grimm from Twisted Metal cosplay.

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Who just picks up a wrapped Subway sub from the catering table without even checking what it is?! Cimorelli does! And they apparently prefer it that way! What if it’s a non-standard sub,  Cimorelli? Like perhaps the Frito Chicken Enchilada Melt? Can they take the power within that extra crunch? Or will it remind them of the lives they left behind? Tune in and find out!

Aaron Littleton hosts this week, having just recently returned from a Hot Set with fresh Subway Sandwiches. John Hurst co-hosts, scribbling away fanfiction based on the new Cimorelli Universe (that is totally canon.)

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