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Objection! Silliness! Courts in session as we cover a courtroom drama disguised as a horror movie and discuss childish lawyers, things coming out of the TV and if bugs count as a full meal. This week we rented "The Exorcism Of Emily Rose" from 2005.

Is it cheating if you sleep with a dead girl? See for yourself as we discuss bad soul storage management, botulism and one of the best opening scenes in horror movie history. It’s Ghost Ship, from 2002!

What is a hypothalamus, what happens when your bitten by a brown recluse, how do you get custody of a dog? Hope your feeling lucky because we answer these questions and more as we dig up The Relic from 1997.

There's someone in the back seat! Spiders in your bubble gum and Pepsi in your eyes! This week we learn the shocking truth that some movies aren't as good as you remember when we rented Urban legend from 1998

Gnah! Get your shovels and dum dums, ready folks. The undead won't rebury themselves. This week we talk space heater safety, problematic romance and handsome misanthropes as we cover Cemetery Man from 1994

Get that fogger ready, folks. We got a giant mosquitos on our hands! Dust off your chainsaw, roll onto your hotdogs and take off your shirt as we discuss Mosquito from 1995!

Hey Vern it's Halloween so we got an extra something, know what I mean? Gather your Miak and dress shields troll hunters as we look to the great redneck hope in our review of Ernest Scared Stupid from 1991.

Soak up the holiday spirit as we dip into some halloween water 20 years later or is it 17? We'll try to make sense of one of the most retconned horror series when we discuss Halloween H20: 20 Years Later from 1998

Ugly gorillas, go away! This week we watched a movie so wacky that the TALKING GORILLA is somehow not the craziest part of the plot. So grab your Lovies and laser guns, and join us as we talk about Congo from 1995!