The boys summon Beetlejuice and it takes over an hour for him to show himself but that's less a criticism of his work ethic and more a referendum on their ability to stay on topic. Michael's sober for the first time in his adult life.  

Joey tries to convince Michael that Dazed and Confused is truly iconic and Michael basically hears him out. Spoiler alert: Adam returns and joins forces against Michael. How predictable.

The boys slam back some tall cold ones and dive into 1999's The Mummy, learning in real time that Billy Zane does not in fact play the Mummy and wondering where all the Brendan Frasers have gone. 

The guys drink and talk about the Roman emperor Caligula. You might laugh, you'll probably cry, you'll definitely drink more than is advisable. One thing you won't do: learn anything about Caligula.

Joey and Michael fawn over Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers while Adam remains stubbornly unconvinced. Would you like to know more?

Joey and Michael throw Adam, armed with nothing but his ignorance of the entire plot, into a choose your own adventure (spoiler alert: he dies)

The guys welcome Adam to the hell they've created for themselves and babble about Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy for about 35 minutes too long.

The boys take the trash pod on its maiden voyage. Expectations are set.