E3 is coming fast, so let's distract ourselves just a little before the show starts with a Top 5 about (surprisingly competent) games based on "unscripted" television shows about "real" "people" who are "not entertainment lizards in hu-man guise." The second segment gets a bit parkour-flavored, what with the one-two punch of Mirror's Edge Catalyst and Watch Dogs 2's reveal, and then it's on to your most frustrating memories of losing a game to a glitch or hardware failure.