We sit down and talk about how horny Bruce Wayne is for a Russian Catwoman that he almost destroys the almost United Nations.

We sit down and talk about how Mushu single handedly made a man out of Mulan to defeat the Hun.

New year, new we. We sit down and talk about how much the nerdy Beauty and the nameless Beast should step aside for the true hero of the movie, Gaston!

We sit down and talk about not how the Grinch stole Christmas, but why the Grinch stole Christmas.

We sit down and talk about how an awful father must please his awful family on Christmas by buying an awful toy.

We sit down and talk about how much of a great man George Bailey is why he shouldn't end his life nor wish it never happened.

We sit down and talk about Ed and Dexter's misadventures with burgers, stolen cars, and fake bulletproof glass.

We sit down and talk about Spongebob and Patrick try to get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs.

We sit down and talk about Jack be an awful writer while his wife Wendy does all the hotel work for him and gets yelled at for it.

We sit down and talk about Victor and his Corpse Bride's obsession with butt stuff.