He wore a SWAT vest, carried a badge, and showed up to a real crime scene. One problem: he wasn't a cop. When Bremerton police confronted Michael Scaletta-Teates at a convenience store, he claimed to be an off-duty Edmonds detective. But he wasn't on their payroll. Officers disarmed him, removed his gear, and charged the convicted felon with criminal impersonation and unlawful firearm possession[reference:0][reference:1]. This is the moment a fake cop's confidence crumbled under the weight of a real badge.