We start up our favorite month with Kellyanne Conway, more fighting over an empty mothers' room, sage advice for not scalding your pets, runaway zebras, and more!

We also talk about what local pediatricians are dealing with now due to school rules, Rep. Axne's latest ignorant comments, Critical Race Theory and "The Wonder Years," and the insane Ecuadorian prison riot.

While everyone has been talking about her revelations this week about being in a long-term relationship with a woman, I was more fascinated here by her story of an attempted romance with one of my very favorite comic-actors of all time!