Today's pleasing scent is a mix of Nebraska's primary, the Governor's little league restrictions, Sen. Grassley's svelte 175-pound frame, and more.

U.S. economic advisers tell us things are going to get worse, Rolling Stone says it's because of what didn't happen on Feb. 29th, and Bono gifts us with 60 songs that saved his life -- among several other things we cover in this edition of the ongoing series "Coronavirus: Now What?!?"

"How come THEY get to open, but I can't?!?" we rightfully shout like 4-yr-olds across the country.

Oh, and angry feminists (are there any other kinds?), "dangerous" new drivers in Georgia, a neutered Prince, and more.

Despite my proclamation that I've already won this year's unique event, Dr. Dan Anderson knows it's still beneficial for you to participate in it.

For those of you who patronized businesses that just opened this week, what were your experiences?

And, later, I was accused of just opening the paper and reading the obits on the air.

So says this asinine bit of "journalism" published this morning. Also, we address chicken poo, Jordan, Japanese eels, and more.

I also cover the apparent abundance of free food in Elkhorn.

Today's batch smells like Nebraska beef (and pork!), face masks, Tupac, and more.