Guys, if your bride suggests this you need to meep-meep the other way.

Biden is told to pass the torch. Kamala goes on the attack. Bernie is nuckin' futz. Here are all the clips and commentary you need to feel like you watched the second Democratic presidential debate.

How do all these topics fit together? They probably don't, except that they're all addressed in this podcast.

Today, our assessment of Warren, Booker, Beto, and the other Democrats on stage last night (including the most dangerous, scientifically asinine and saddest moments). Tomorrow, Biden, Bernie, and the rest.

Most guys in this situation would be weighing the cost of an emergency room visit vs. the cost of a divorce.

I don't want to pay the ticket I was issued, I don't want to pay back the student loans I took out, I don't want to be deported, etc.

The star of one of the '80s greatest cult classics faced a career crossroads between when the phone stopped ringing and Seth MacFarlane called about "Ted." That story Sam told us is *almost* as amazing as Queen's "Flash Gordon" soundtrack!

Today's odorous batch reeks of I-29's bathrooms, Kara Eastman's advice for criminals marked for deportation, Hope Hicks, Biden's segregationist buddies, and more.

Their names haven't been officially released yet, but we know these girls: They're our daughters, our friends, or ourselves.

What is this going to look like (in reality, not what TDS-sufferers think it will look like)?