Put down that sandwich and don't step into that national park until you've heard these scary ways "they" saw the government shutdown will lead to our untimely deaths.

Gillette says today's men are not "The Best a Man Can Get." But ... as I walk out alone on very thin ice ... what about today's women?

I find several red flags in Sen. Morfeld's "Red Flag Law" gun-control proposal.

The Iowa senator attempts to end the government shutdown, and addresses the most recent controversy surrounding Iowa Congressman Steve King.

Someone needs to land on this guy's house, pick-ax his way through the roof, sneak through the levels of the home to the basement, and talk some sense into him before the eye of the storm closes. (How are my Fortnite references? I've watched this game played for a total of 1 minute and 45 seconds.)

I was off teaching my children about the benefits of entitlement!

A 13-year-old girl who has been missing for three months in the wake of her parents murder has been found alive. This almost never happens.

Can you imagine if one of President Trump's sons said about him what Speaker Pelosi's daughter said about her on CNN yesterday?

Don't worry, Pete Weber, Fauxcahontas won't ruin your Friday night league!

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