The word of the year is… VAX! Fart Tennis is a real sport and B Mack’s cousin had to retire professionally from it. A Toronto teacher did BLACKFACE Friday, because he didn’t know what to be. Seriously… in 2021. Rav 4 gives you dashboard warnings like it’s icy outside, drive carefully… thanks Toyota Kelowna! Did B Mack fail the team by not throwing my hat onto the ice when a rocket got a hattrick Saturday night at Prospera place…? Ice Cube gives up a 9 million dollar movie. Weight loss discovery by researchers, with fat cells. Kim k and Pete Davidson found holding hands…

Gigi Hadid has addressed those disconcerting reports about Zayn Malik pushing her Mom.

Facebook changes name 

Sikh men created a lifeline using their own turbans to rescue hikers at a park

About 400 Australian koalas will be vaccinated against chlamydia

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Russian woman has 21 babies by surrogate in one year, wants 100!

Jeff Bezos - sail-powered superyacht will have three masts and be the largest in the WORLD ONLY $500 million - a half billion dollars for his small pee pee...B Mack got lost at Apex when he was a kid and thought he was going to die. It sparked the memory after a Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number. Karly beat Denai and got 35 swedish berries in her mouth. Seattle stadium Climate Pledge Arena has some amazing, ground-breaking features, but the concession stands are GOUGING CUSTOMERS! 

Big debate is, HOW LIKES BRUSSEL SPROUTS!! B Mack hates them and thinks they smell like farts, but Karly loves them! So does B Mack's wife, to his chagrin... Yeah, i said chagrin. And the big performance! Karly sings Monster Mash with B Mack on backup vocals! 

How young is too young to have kids? Mark eats onions. Strawberry Pop tarts are getting sued. Kylie Jenner marketing brilliance. Adam Levine is a spoiled brat according to Karly, but B Mack thinks he had all the right to do what he did.  The actual 1984 Nightmare Elm st. house is for sale

Karlyoke - The Britney Series. Karly does TOXIC today.... Nicolas Cage, 57, marries fifth wife Riko Shibata, 26. Worst of all, this loser Donald Trump Jr. is selling T-shirts which read: 'Guns don’t kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people’

it's Barbara Millicent Roberts. And her bf is Kenneth Sean Carson. NOW YOU KNOW THAT! 

What's the most embarrassing place your cell phone has gone off? Paris Hilton's registry isn't THAT crazy to B Mack, but Karly thinks it's still too much stuff for someone who seemingly has everything. She IS worth over $300million, so maybe Karly's got a point! Sara Blankely, found of spanx, surprised 500 employees with $10,000 each and first class round tickets to anywhere. CAN SHE BE OUR BOSS TOO? What isn't actually ILLEGAL, but should be? And The Canadian Blood Services are asking for plasma today and need more donors. We talk to Johnny Hicks, who was live on location! 

A bunch of Louisiana dads came to help a local high school which had become inundated with violent students, after 3 days of fighting resulted in 23 arrests. Since ‘Dads on Duty’, there has been NO fighting since, and most kids feel safer now. Adele’s most prized possession is gum from Celine. Ice from restaurants can be dangerous, and B Mack educates us about how the coffee and pop scam works as a server. What animal would you choose to accept an organ from, if you needed to pick one? A KFC denied a job resume with a pun-filled reply. The worst part is they said she doesn’t have enough experience, yet she worked at another KFC for nearly 3 years. Still wasn’t good enough… lol!!!

Facebook getting facelift, after droves of people demand it. Ed Sheeran gave lasagnas to his friends who just had a baby, instead of regular ol baby Items. B Mack has massive teeth work today, and they brought back KARYLOKE, with a featured series called BRITNEYOKE! Karly sang ‘Baby, One more  Time’ and killed it… ;) What should you NEVER say to the opposite sex? And more smells that remind you of being a child, specifically being with your grandparents. MENTHOL CIGARETTES, anyone?

Karly scared her dad while driving… B Mack sides on her dad’s side too, and you can find out WHY here! For the first time, a pig's kidney has been transplanted into a human, and it appears to be working. What OTHER animal would you choose if you had to get an animal transplant? Make sure you check for tainted onions, or just throw them out right away like B Mack. Don Trump launched a new media group with it’s own app to be used as social media, as he’s banned from all the big ones. Karly got new Kylie Jenner lips! They’re big…

Did you know there's advent calendars for dogs? Do you also know about the Secret code for colours on bread tags? Teen girls are developing tics because of tik tok… Peru won first ever balloon world cup, which is a real thing, and now considered an actual sport. B Mack has trained his whole life for this without even knowing. Britney’s sister gets shunned by charity. What makes you feel like a kid again? Jumpin in leaves! B Mack’s buddy got a beer can holder hoster for his lawnmower and it DOES NOT work, once you turn on the mower. Joke’s on him, ol sticky hands! And, the Brittany Murphy doc is really sad, and creepy AF

Karly was away today, and good thing... I thought I won $1000 on a monopoly sticker from my sausage and egg mcmuffin I had this morning... turns out I need more properties... I got stuck on the Montreal Railway or something, and focused on the $1000 part! WHOOPS. Also, Kanye West is now officially YE. No middle name, No Last name. Just YE! Crazy kid... Puffy,  I mean Puff Daddy, I mean P Diddy, I mean Diddy, I mean Sean Combs did it best, and did it first! Unless you consider PRINCE to be the first? Also, we talk collectibles and what your favourite item you own is. Something unique and one-of-a-kind. Lizzo is furious with comments about her weight, and pulled a 'Jonah Hill'. Young Thug left a bag with about $100,000 worth of stuff, plus a hard drive with 200 songs that he claims is worth at least a million... he's going to court to figure out how to get paid. And lastly what makes you feel like a kid? We will go into greater detail tomorrow, but for me it's being at the park with my daughter.