Friend of the Locker Room and creator of Crashing on HBO Pete Holmes hangs out for a couple hours so we can insult each other and all of our friends. We have a goddam blast and try as hard as we can to avoid sports or being thoughtful.

Friends of the locker room Joey Villagomez and Ricky Carmona join us at the world famous Hollywood Improv to talk Chicago baseball and a bunch of other nonsense. Ricky Spoils the shit out of the new Quentin Tarantino movie so heads up. This was a real fun show. Catch Joey on Bill Burr presents on Comedy Central this January (2020).

CJ gets deep into how he's quit smoking thanks to his lord and savior Dr. Alan Carr. Vape culture disgusts everyone and the British Open trophy is back at Nan Lowry's where it belongs. Nate buries himself under Charger tickets out of principle and Tom Brady gets shamed for teaching his daughter how to cliff jump.

Our favorite friend and comic Nick Vatterot sits in to talk about the "hands are tied" society, complaining, Jerry Seinfeld's later work and everyone's own personal earthquake. CJ defends the integrity of eating contests and we did it all in under 2 hours. As little sports as possible.

Nate recaps Skankfest 2019 and Louis CK's place in comedy. CJ taps into his inner Richard Lewis. Kellen Winslow Jr. gets convicted of one of many horrible deeds and The Women's World cup redeems the entire episode. As little sports as possible.

Sean calls in from the back seat of his minivan to find out who won championships. We talk FCC violations, Escape from NY. Everyone is drinking the whole show.

Nate comes to CJ's house on Hollywood Blvd to be nice. The neighborhood is trash. Not at all Marina Del Rey where the show belongs. CJ then says Aaron Rodgers killed Bart Starr and that Drake killed the Bucks. All bullshit. As little sports as possible.

Sean calls in from Chicago to talk drunk politics. CJ & Nate get clarification on all of his areas of expertise. Shoeless politics, Chicago politics, shoeless Chicago politics, world records for drinking and politicians that hold world records for drinking.

CJ, Sean and Adam Burke head to Ireland for a show, a dart tournament and a few drinks. Not in that order.

CJ and Nate realize why CJ's sister didn't get into Georgetown. Nate might die in a plane crash. Knicks fans get sent home, everybody's Leaving Neverland and Oprah is throwing the after party. As little sports as possible. Sponsored by the Fan-Dome app.