A LONG TIME AGO ON VERONICA MARS:

• The Dean’s wife’s son is dying and they need Keith to track down her ex-husband and extract his bone marrow, by force if need be.

• The college casino is robbed! Veronica thinks it was Weevil…

• Turns out, Claire faked her rape. But the rapist is still real, still out there, and drugs and shaves Veronica.

• Professor Landry’s new teacher’s pet is Veronica, so his old teacher’s pet, Tim, makes it look like she cheated on a paper.

• Other people ARE cheating, though: Wallace and Logan, on tests, and the Dean’s wife, on the Dean…with Professor Landry!

• Someone we don’t know, Meryl, comes to Hearst College to visit her boyfriend whom we also don’t know, so we don’t care that he’s missing, nor that he turns up - but we definitely don’t like having to stop in on the Fitzpatricks along the way.

• And Keith and Harmony are spending time together again. There’s a not a lot of plot but there’s a lot of HOT!

Join Jenny Owen Youngs and Helen Zaltzman to investigate Veronica Mars season 3 episodes 5, 6 and 7: President Infidelity of Vice and Men, and probe such mysteries as how many crimes you’re committing by kidnapping someone and extracting their bone marrow, where is our app with Cliff just shouting words three times, and WTF Veronica and Logan are dressed as for Halloween.

Content note: Veronica Mars contains heavy themes, and this episode includes storylines concerning rape, drugs and violence.

For more about this episode, and to read the transcript, visit the podcast’s official site VMIpod.com/3-050607.

This episode was edited and mixed by Helen Zaltzman; the music is by Martin Austwick and Jenny Owen Youngs; Lo Dodds gives us the LoDown.

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