Vodkabulary

Vodkabulary

By VodkabularyComedy
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Vodkabulary episodes

  • A Swift Half #2: Decaying arms and haunted clowns....

    It's another swifty! 

    In this bonus episode we discuss Lorna's smelly arm, coat theft, devastating headline Dewsbury bingo news, messaging strangers,  and while Adam walks 500 miles, and his clowns could be walking 500 more! This is all tied together in a neat bow. And that neat bow is Steve: the man without a home. 

    As always, find us on @thevodkabularypod on Instagram! See you soon!

    39 min
  • The Tom Collins: In me mum's car scrolling through Vine (not TikTok!) with toilet water beer. Yep.

    In the much-anticipated second episode of the third series (all about gin!), Lorna and Adam grapple with an absolute classic: the Tom Collins! Along the way, they have an in-depth reflection on the state of the world's sustainability efforts, reminisce about the world of Vine and discuss the escapades of Ekin-Su, Luca, Gemma and Andrew from Love Island. Licked a tit or whatever.

    As if that wasn't enough, we discuss Tiffany Pollard, Pooja and the death of David Gest.


    As always, you can join the fun and shenanigans over @thevodkabularypod on Insta!

    1 hr 1 min
  • A Swift Half #1: Run-ins with the NHS and the music of Delta Goodrem
    We can’t be bothered editing every week because life is too busy but we also recognise that our star power cannot be hidden from the public any longer. Therefore, we bring to you…. A SWIFT HALF! This is the Vodkabulary after-show where we just talk shit together for as long as Zoom will let us.
    As usual, find us in the usual place on Instagram @thevodkabularypod
    32 min
  • The Bramble: Rylan and his mum (us) get lairy!

    Welcome BACK to Vodkabulary... Are you ready to beGIN? In this series (we can't believe we're on the 3rd series), we are all about the juniper delights of gin. In this episode, Adam and Lorna learn about the history of and attempt to make a classic: the Bramble. On the way, expect discussions about Slimming World, salt and vinegar Squares, My Favourite Murder, S Club 7 (poor Paul) and a cod called Rod. It's a wild one and we could not be HAPPIER to be back.

    As always, make sure to follow us over on the Insta @thevodkabularypod.

    And buy our merch: www.vodkabulary.teemill.com

    53 min
  • The Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri - Let's share a VK with Queen Liz!

    It's the end of the rum series and in this episode, Adam and Lorna dive into a variety of topics including but not limited to: the X Factor game on the Wii (again!), expensive strawberries, Queen Elizabeth's alcohol intake, the wondrous land of Batley, first night's out and the cocaine industry. It's a lot, as usual, folks! Buckle up!

    Please follow us over @thevodkabularypod for more shenanigans.


    48 min
  • The Pina Colada: Pirates of the Caribbean and A Smelly Wetherspoons

    Follow Adam and Lorna to the sandy beaches of San Juan in Puerto Rico where they learn all about the origin of their national cocktail - the pina colada! Was it the invention of a plucky hotelier or a deep, sunken, pirate secret?! There's only one way to find out! Dive into this episode and all will be revealed. Also, we talk about a Wetherspoons in Plymouth that smells like poo. 

    As usual, please follow us on Instagram @thevodkabularypod for all of the shenanigans. SHE - NAN - I - GANS.

    46 min
  • The Coco Fizz - Are you coco fizzing with excitement?!

    In this episode we discuss: Mercedes theft in Wales, turds in the swimming pool, incessant lying and chunky sperm all while testing the Coco Fizz. It's one of the lesser known drinks, ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between, so join us to discover all there is to know about it!

    As always, please join us over @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for all the shenanigans. 



    50 min
  • The Cuba Libre: Not perfect (just like your sex life!)

    In this episode, we drink a rum and coke with a fancy name, learn all about the fight for Cuban freedom (this is an absolute stretch), read some pretty savage online reviews and finally cast our verdict on this basic, basic, cocktail.

    We also learn about Lorna’s absolute SAGA with various contact lens companies (and Argos).

    BUCKLE IN, LADS!

    As always, follow us over @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for all the shenanigans.

    54 min
  • The Dark & Stormy: Will we get sued?!
    Join us this week pals... you won't be disappointed! Surprise guest singers! Discussions on petrol and ICE shortages. We welcome thieves, including ourselves (a little bit awkward) , in alcohol news of the week.  All this fun, and much much more, as you educate yourselves on the Dark and Stormy cocktail! ....... How how does Ryan Reynolds fit into this? Listen to find out!
    1 hr 1 min

About Vodkabulary

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Welcome to Vodkabulary: the podcast all about man’s greatest invention: the alcoholic beverage. Each week Lorna and Adam are going to expand their vodkabulary and delve deep into the history of a…