VYBEVANSE

Shake, other paw, sit, spin, down, speak, quiet, loud, loop, circle, spin the other way. These are just a few of the tricks that you’ll learn from listening to this week’s episode. 

In our tenth installment, we're talking children’s entertainment, men not comprehending hypotheticals, too hot to handle, new music from some musicians, the impact of Conan O’Brien, and the Britney Spears effect. HAGS!

He was a horse from burger king, she was a furry on the bachelorette (culture, find out about it). 

You’re favorite dumb adult and crazy b*tch are back for our first episode of pride month! The girls are talking wine festivals (or lack thereof), cheugy, tiktok fortune tellers, grand theft auto: raccoon, RED (Taylor's Version),  Lilibet Diana, furry play on The Bachelorette, and Sha'Carri Richardson (she's a runner, she's a track star).  Chaos!

Who are we if not exploited listeners? That's right, SOUR is officially here so we're gonna talk about it and you're gonna listen. We're also talking Niche reviews of our hometowns (they're all terrible, no shock there), Eurovision's unofficial North American exclusion act, Ziwe (an iconic guest), and the controversial Target dresses (great gowns, beautiful gowns).  Many blessings!

We fell back, we had a baby. We did the mother thing, we did the wife thing. But we think it’s quite clear now, you’s need vybevanse!!

Beam us up Scotty! Lydia and Christina are back and dumber than ever to chat about hiking (hard walking), cinnamon toast??, the Gossip Girl reboot (w/out gossip?), our big sister complexes for Olivia Rodrigo and deja vu supremacy, men needing to dance in the club (why do they just stand there?), and of course, Nicki the BOSS.  Cheers, barbs!

"When will men? Straight and gay, they all disappoint in their own special way." - Dr. Seuss

There's that bitch I know! It's our first episode since Bennifer has reentered the psyche and Lydia and Christina are definitely not defending cheating. They are however talking about photoshopping, white savior teachers, reentering society (traumatizing), and being Carrie Bradshaw wings. Its a little low on the shark action here so go ahead and give us a download, a listen, and a rate on iTunes! 

INCLUSION. Have you heard of it? Christina and Lydia are vaxxed, waxed, and back from their hiatus and they have a question, how do you know if you have disordered executive function? Well, are you afraid that children are making your clothes? Don't you think the featured players of Saturday Night Live do not deserve to have to suffer the wrath of Musk? Can Daniel Kaluuya redacted in your redacted? If so, this weeks episode of VYBEVANSE might be right for you. As Issa Rae as The Academy would say, "whitewhitewhite, god bless!"

*Note: Anthony Hopkins famously did not originate the role of Norman Bates, that was actually Anthony Perkins and Chrissy Teigen is, in fact, not married to Joseph Gordon Levitt

Cheerio shes, theys, and gays! We saw some news this week! Join Lydia and Christina as they discuss the death of Prince Philip (who would've loved Fearless (Taylor's Version)),  Andrew Yang's dog (Grizz still acknowledges daddy), being a girl, and Bowen Yang as the Iceberg that the Titanic hit (all anybody cares about is that like 40 or 50 people died or whatever). Savor your little days of mourning listeners!

Wanna know how me and this b*tch fell out? SHE HAS RISEN, LISTENERS! The she in question? Taylor Swift. In this week's episode, Christina and Lydia talk white boy summer, Judas Iscariot (the original judas) and Jesus....the GHOST, Ariana Grande's new job, and the murder of Yahoo Answers. As the father of a son, we hope you enjoy!

*Apologies for the background noise throughout the entire episode, we have a creaky table and love to fidget.

Lydia and Christina get Addison RAW discussing Operation Varsity Blues, Ms. Evergiven, toothbrushes, and self-diagnosers on TikTok. Open your third eye and enjoy! 

Hey all you girls, gays, and theys, welcome to VYBEVANSE! Step into the world of unmedicated neurodivergency with our first episode as we discuss reality tv drama, Wandavision, casual s*x, and former presidential candidate/mother of birds Marianne Williamson. Enjoy this noise!