Warning!!!!!! this episode is Not Safe For Work (you have been warned)

Listen in this week as the lads clear their backlog and make some business phone calls. Mario calls his parents and Waffles orders pizza.

We are pleased to announce this week we are joined by Wifey from Chicken Mind Nuggets, she'll be playing the prestigious roll of Dentist secretary   

This week the boys have paid to cruise the skies. Sail through the clouds and meet the interesting people traveling with the boys, we might even solve a mystery or two while we're up there.

OK so Waffles fell off, does anyone know where I can find a spare Waffles at 10,000 ft up?

In this Episode Waffles and Mario hit the road and visit the local Zoo.

They see a variety of animals and meet some wacky characters.

Ok, real talk, does anyone want to buy a deaf giraffe, we know a guy, should make great dog food, hit us up and we'll hook you up (offer subject to availability*)

*Giraffe maybe fictional

This week we find out what wacky adventures Waffles gets up to when he's left alone with nothing but a microphone and a box.

Jim the news guy here reporting live from the set of "Train murder" the latest block buster starring Detective Detective as himself. Join the conversation as we go on a journey of discovery while we ask the age old question "is that a train or is it the news?"

Ok, real talk, has anyone else noticed Mario's obsession with pipes and princesses? I'm starting to worry about him.

Chugga Chugga Mother F**cker

This week Waffles looks back on his childhood and reminisces about milking Emu, and nothing else, only listen to the Emu milk section everything else is filthy lies. 

Aotearoa New Zealand is totally a real country, we have a flag and everything. 

I'm not a paid actor, where did you get that crazy notion from?

Now excuse me as I throw another shrimp on the barbie, I mean drink a fosters, I mean shag a sheep, I mean ... what did we say Kiwis do? ... I'm off to go complain about the state of our roads, yeah, totally normal not Aussie thing to do.

To my lawyer reading this, this episode is PARODY, please don't sue, none of the views expressed are serious. This is a silly little comedy podcast.

This week Waffles interviews his friend in the misinformation business Balex Bones. 

Oh god he escaped .... help .... he's tearing the building apart ... send help ... what does he have against shirts ... HELP ... he's making me drink the bone broth ... it burns

This Week we continue our series on love advice with host Cupid. 

Oh dear gods I'm so lonely, Athena won't talk to me, Aphrodite's won't talk to me, and Artemis keeps trying to hunt me for sport ...

oh no, she's found me

enjoy the episode 

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The fine folks at WAMTAT would like to thank you for sticking with us these last nineteen thousand years. To celebrate the reaching 1,000,000 episodes the lads look back at the last 999,999 episodes and reminisce about their favorite parts.

O.K. so this strange audio file was emailed to me this morning from "the future" and threatened to "turn me and my family into cheap pork sausages unless I edited and uploaded the file", followed by a lot of manic laughing

This week on WAMTAT we present The Bachelor, the true kiwi edition. Come listen as bachelor Chad Chadlington chooses a woman with which to marry. Will it be Candy? Or Cinnamon? Or Waffles? I don't remember. So come and listen, take your bets and see who becomes New Zealand's Next Top Bachelor: Survival Island.